Funny story - A 101-year-old Texas oil billionaire marries an extremely gorgeous 22-year-old Dallas Cowboys cheerleader

A 101-year-old Texas oil billionaire marries an extremely gorgeous 22-year-old Dallas Cowboys cheerleader

Sports Territory Magazine has just broken the story that one of the richest oilmen in Texas, Byron Bentley Brookstocker, 101, has married one of the most beautiful cheerleaders to ever cheer for the Dallas Cowboys. The May-December pair were marri…

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Funny story - The great Michael Jordan tells Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones he wants to buy his team

The great Michael Jordan tells Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones he wants to buy his team

The word on the streets of Chicago, the hometown of for Bulls superstar Michael Jordan, is that the greatest basketball player of all time wants to purchase, the Dallas Cowboys. Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight said that Jordan told him th…

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Funny story - The Supreme Court rules that March Madness has to remain in March

The Supreme Court rules that March Madness has to remain in March

The NCAA March Madness Rules & Policy Committee had been thinking about changing the college basketball tournament from March to May. The committee stated that the weather would be better for the players, the fans, the cheerleaders, and the be…

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Funny story - The NCAA March Madness Committee says Paul Bunyan Condoms will be the 2024 official sponsor

The NCAA March Madness Committee says Paul Bunyan Condoms will be the 2024 official sponsor

Sportsapalooza News reporter Pia Confetti has just broken the story that the 2024 NCAA March Madness Tournament has just signed a contract with the nation's number one prophylactic company, Paul Bunyan Condoms. In the world of birth control the Lo…

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Funny story - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones dazzles in epic dance-off with Cowboys cheerleaders

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones dazzles in epic dance-off with Cowboys cheerleaders

The latest rumor to come out of Big D (Dallas) is that Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, 80, allegedly engaged in an epic dance-off with two of his team cheerleaders. According to Hollywood Innuendo reporter Sausalito Ole, the two brave dancers who dared…

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Funny story - Bezos-Musk Inc., buys the rights to March Madness 2024 for $1.9 billion

Bezos-Musk Inc., buys the rights to March Madness 2024 for $1.9 billion

Sports Bet Gazette writer Pico de Gallo has just broken the story that the biggest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk Inc., has just purchased the rights to March Madness 2024. De Gallo stated that the price for the rights was $2.7 billion. NBC…

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Funny story - The best little leaguer in the entire nation has signed a promissory contract with the New York Yankees

The best little leaguer in the entire nation has signed a promissory contract with the New York Yankees

In an astonishing turn of events, all the major MLB sportswriters in America have unanimously declared Ferris Papaya, a 12-year-old from Louisiana, as the most sensational Little League hitter since the dawn of time itself—well, at least the past 84…

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Funny story - A 6-foot-6-inch tall female catcher from Mexico has just been signed by the World Champion Houston Astros

A 6-foot-6-inch tall female catcher from Mexico has just been signed by the World Champion Houston Astros

Many of America's well respected sports writers, such as Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette, Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily, Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review, and Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza all agree that the…

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Funny story - Major League Baseball will now issue fines to players who spit their chewing tobacco on the dugout floor

Major League Baseball will now issue fines to players who spit their chewing tobacco on the dugout floor

The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that MLB Commissioner Rob "The Man" Manfred is sick and tired of having to pay millions of dollars to remove nasty, vulgar, sickening tobacco juice stains from the floors of MLB dugouts. Manfred has issued a pro…

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Funny story - Fried Chicken Is The Favorite Fast Food of The Philadelphia Eagles

Fried Chicken Is The Favorite Fast Food of The Philadelphia Eagles

PHILADELPHIA - (Sports News) - The Eagles recently took a fast food poll and the winner of the favorite fast food of the Philadelphia Eagles was fried chicken. The poll was conducted by The QuinniPinni Polling Agency and they found that the defens…

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Funny story - March Madness News: Two Cheerleaders Announce They Have Been Secretly Married

March Madness News: Two Cheerleaders Announce They Have Been Secretly Married

LAS VEGAS - (Spoof Sports) - The Las Vegas Roulette Gazette Newspaper has broken the story that two March Madness cheerleaders are in fact married to each other. The two 'rah rah girls' have been cheering for Swamp State College in Louisiana for t…

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Funny story - Joaquin Gazpacho, who is Kim Kardashian's boyfriend, inducted into the Bullfighting Hall of Fame

Joaquin Gazpacho, who is Kim Kardashian's boyfriend, inducted into the Bullfighting Hall of Fame

The bullfighting world is reporting that the world's most famous matador has just been inducted into the prestigious World of Bullfighting Hall of Fame. Barcelona, Spain native Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, who is known in the World of The Fighting…

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Funny story - A gorgeous Ohio State cheerleader has the prettiest beaver in Ohio

A gorgeous Ohio State cheerleader has the prettiest beaver in Ohio

Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti has just learned that an Ohio State Buckeyes cheerleader has been declared the winner of the "Most Extraordinary Beaver" at the annual Beavercreek Grand Beaver Gala. Beautiful brainbox Alexis Bluffberry, 21, who…

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Funny story - Spanish bullfighter El Gazpacho and girlfriend Kim Kardashian purchase the "Pancho Villa Commemorative Bullring" in Tijuana, Mexico

Spanish bullfighter El Gazpacho and girlfriend Kim Kardashian purchase the "Pancho Villa Commemorative Bullring" in Tijuana, Mexico

The world's top matador, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, and his girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, have become the proud owners of Tijuana, Mexico's Pancho Villa Commemorative Bullring. The bullring has witnessed the fearless feats of some of the world's g…

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Funny story - King Charles III, reveals that Queen Elizabeth left $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team

King Charles III, reveals that Queen Elizabeth left $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team

King Charles III, has just announced that his mum, Queen Elizabeth (aka Queen Lizzy) bequeathed $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team, the world champion Houston Astros. The queen was very fond of Astros superstar Jose Altuve, who la…

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Funny story - Steamy texts from hot, sexy Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders

Steamy texts from hot, sexy Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders

Sports Balls Illustrated Daily senior writer Dottie Bazooka has just compiled a list of texts that came from the sexy mouths of several of Jerry Jones' Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. The average age of a Cowboys cheerleader is 24, the average height is…

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Funny story - Brooklyn's Goombalini family want to buy the New York Yankees

Brooklyn's Goombalini family want to buy the New York Yankees

Word on the streets of the Bronx is that Salvatore Goombalini, head of the biggest crime family in the nation, has expressed a desire to purchase the New York Yankees baseball team. According to Sportsapalooza's Pia Confetti Sal has enjoyed watchi…

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Funny story - A very upset San Diego State says that they may not participate in March Madness 2024

A very upset San Diego State says that they may not participate in March Madness 2024

In a stunning twist that has left NCAA March Madness fans shocked, Coach Lomax Lincazewski of the San Diego State Aztecs has dropped a bombshell: SDS may sit out the 2024 March Madness tournament. According to Pico de Gallo from The Sports Bet Gaz…

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Funny story - Tom Brady says he's fallen in love with LPGA golfing beauty Holly Sonders

Tom Brady says he's fallen in love with LPGA golfing beauty Holly Sonders

Hold onto your golf clubs and football helmets because the world of sports has been thrown into a whirlwind with the unexpected love affair between legendary quarterback Tom Brady and LPGA golfing sensation Holly Sonders. It's a match made in the mos…

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Funny story - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says he is very close to signing legendary quarterback Tom Brady

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says he is very close to signing legendary quarterback Tom Brady

Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti has just shattered the sports world with her latest scoop. In an exclusive interview, Jerry Jones, the flamboyant owner of the Dallas Cowboys, revealed his secret discussions with none other than Tom Brady, the l…

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