A 101-year-old Texas oil billionaire marries an extremely gorgeous 22-year-old Dallas Cowboys cheerleader
Sports Territory Magazine has just broken the story that one of the richest oilmen in Texas, Byron Bentley Brookstocker, 101, has married one of the most beautiful cheerleaders to ever cheer for the Dallas Cowboys. The May-December pair were marri…
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The great Michael Jordan tells Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones he wants to buy his team
The word on the streets of Chicago, the hometown of for Bulls superstar Michael Jordan, is that the greatest basketball player of all time wants to purchase, the Dallas Cowboys. Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight said that Jordan told him th…
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The Supreme Court rules that March Madness has to remain in March
The NCAA March Madness Rules & Policy Committee had been thinking about changing the college basketball tournament from March to May. The committee stated that the weather would be better for the players, the fans, the cheerleaders, and the be…
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The NCAA March Madness Committee says Paul Bunyan Condoms will be the 2024 official sponsor
Sportsapalooza News reporter Pia Confetti has just broken the story that the 2024 NCAA March Madness Tournament has just signed a contract with the nation's number one prophylactic company, Paul Bunyan Condoms. In the world of birth control the Lo…
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Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones dazzles in epic dance-off with Cowboys cheerleaders
The latest rumor to come out of Big D (Dallas) is that Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, 80, allegedly engaged in an epic dance-off with two of his team cheerleaders. According to Hollywood Innuendo reporter Sausalito Ole, the two brave dancers who dared…
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Bezos-Musk Inc., buys the rights to March Madness 2024 for $1.9 billion
Sports Bet Gazette writer Pico de Gallo has just broken the story that the biggest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk Inc., has just purchased the rights to March Madness 2024. De Gallo stated that the price for the rights was $2.7 billion. NBC…
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The 3 KKK members who had charged wrestling champ Chief Buffalo Belly with assault have now dropped their charges
When two nerds go to war, moms get mad and cheerleaders laugh
World Wrestling champion Chief Buffalo Belly says he wants Trump in the ring just for 2 minutes
A knuckleball pitcher for Swamp State College throws a 4-0 no-hitter against Ohio State
The Philadelphia Eagles May Sign Ex-Dallas Cowboy Ezekiel Elliott
Golfing Sensation Holly Sonders' Loves When It Goes In the Hole, And Out, And Back In Again
PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots
Jennifer Lopez and Kimberly Guilfoyle to star in the wrestling motion picture, "The Lovely Puerto Rican Wrestling Babes"
NCAA March Madness fines Cracker State University $40,000
The very interesting reason why Oregon State will not be participating in the 2024 NCAA March Madness Tournament
Taylor Swift and Anson Mount want to buy The Los Angeles Lakers
Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss considering naming Tom Brady the new Lakers head coach

The best little leaguer in the entire nation has signed a promissory contract with the New York Yankees
In an astonishing turn of events, all the major MLB sportswriters in America have unanimously declared Ferris Papaya, a 12-year-old from Louisiana, as the most sensational Little League hitter since the dawn of time itself—well, at least the past 84…
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A 6-foot-6-inch tall female catcher from Mexico has just been signed by the World Champion Houston Astros
Many of America's well respected sports writers, such as Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette, Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily, Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review, and Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza all agree that the…
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Major League Baseball will now issue fines to players who spit their chewing tobacco on the dugout floor
The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that MLB Commissioner Rob "The Man" Manfred is sick and tired of having to pay millions of dollars to remove nasty, vulgar, sickening tobacco juice stains from the floors of MLB dugouts. Manfred has issued a pro…
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Fried Chicken Is The Favorite Fast Food of The Philadelphia Eagles
PHILADELPHIA - (Sports News) - The Eagles recently took a fast food poll and the winner of the favorite fast food of the Philadelphia Eagles was fried chicken. The poll was conducted by The QuinniPinni Polling Agency and they found that the defens…
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March Madness News: Two Cheerleaders Announce They Have Been Secretly Married
LAS VEGAS - (Spoof Sports) - The Las Vegas Roulette Gazette Newspaper has broken the story that two March Madness cheerleaders are in fact married to each other. The two 'rah rah girls' have been cheering for Swamp State College in Louisiana for t…
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Joaquin Gazpacho, who is Kim Kardashian's boyfriend, inducted into the Bullfighting Hall of Fame
The bullfighting world is reporting that the world's most famous matador has just been inducted into the prestigious World of Bullfighting Hall of Fame. Barcelona, Spain native Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, who is known in the World of The Fighting…
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A gorgeous Ohio State cheerleader has the prettiest beaver in Ohio
Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti has just learned that an Ohio State Buckeyes cheerleader has been declared the winner of the "Most Extraordinary Beaver" at the annual Beavercreek Grand Beaver Gala. Beautiful brainbox Alexis Bluffberry, 21, who…
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Spanish bullfighter El Gazpacho and girlfriend Kim Kardashian purchase the "Pancho Villa Commemorative Bullring" in Tijuana, Mexico
The world's top matador, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, and his girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, have become the proud owners of Tijuana, Mexico's Pancho Villa Commemorative Bullring. The bullring has witnessed the fearless feats of some of the world's g…
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King Charles III, reveals that Queen Elizabeth left $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team
King Charles III, has just announced that his mum, Queen Elizabeth (aka Queen Lizzy) bequeathed $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team, the world champion Houston Astros. The queen was very fond of Astros superstar Jose Altuve, who la…
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Steamy texts from hot, sexy Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders
Sports Balls Illustrated Daily senior writer Dottie Bazooka has just compiled a list of texts that came from the sexy mouths of several of Jerry Jones' Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. The average age of a Cowboys cheerleader is 24, the average height is…
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Brooklyn's Goombalini family want to buy the New York Yankees
Word on the streets of the Bronx is that Salvatore Goombalini, head of the biggest crime family in the nation, has expressed a desire to purchase the New York Yankees baseball team. According to Sportsapalooza's Pia Confetti Sal has enjoyed watchi…
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A very upset San Diego State says that they may not participate in March Madness 2024
In a stunning twist that has left NCAA March Madness fans shocked, Coach Lomax Lincazewski of the San Diego State Aztecs has dropped a bombshell: SDS may sit out the 2024 March Madness tournament. According to Pico de Gallo from The Sports Bet Gaz…
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Tom Brady says he's fallen in love with LPGA golfing beauty Holly Sonders
Hold onto your golf clubs and football helmets because the world of sports has been thrown into a whirlwind with the unexpected love affair between legendary quarterback Tom Brady and LPGA golfing sensation Holly Sonders. It's a match made in the mos…
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Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says he is very close to signing legendary quarterback Tom Brady
Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti has just shattered the sports world with her latest scoop. In an exclusive interview, Jerry Jones, the flamboyant owner of the Dallas Cowboys, revealed his secret discussions with none other than Tom Brady, the l…
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