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Funny story: Tool-making Cockatoo Signs Contract with Home Depot

Tool-making Cockatoo Signs Contract with Home Depot

(2012) No sooner had a cockatoo in captivity in Austria made the news by showing that he was able to fashion his own tools (read all about it in an article, Cockatoo shows tool-making skills, by Michelle Warwicker in BBC Nature News), when it was revealed t...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Admits Dating Nick Jonas

Selena Gomez Admits Dating Nick Jonas

(2008) NELENA FANS rejoice! Selena Gomez has finally admitted that she and Nick Jonas are dating! Selena said this when Tween Magazine asked her if she's dating anyone right now. She said, "Yes. I am and its Nick." This very direct answer has startled m...

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Funny story: Wizards Of Waverly Place casts it's final spell

Wizards Of Waverly Place casts it's final spell

(2008) The popular show, Wizards Of Waverly Place is filming it's last episode today due to fights within the cast. It's been revealed that since David Henrie (Justin Russo) started dating Miley Cyrus (Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana) fellow cast member an...

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Funny story: Mythbusters Claim Ownership of California Missile Launch

Mythbusters Claim Ownership of California Missile Launch

(2010) What was supposed to be finale for next season's cable hit 'Mythbusters', wound up as a national defense news story instead of an episode focused on sending a harmless home made missile into orbit. Hosts of the show, Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage...

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Funny story: Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

(2017) NASA Scientists have discovered a huge asteroid, as big a Wembley football ground, zooming towards earth loaded with aliens! It was reported by a 'super Star' UK tabloid to the world, and alien spotters went nuts on the internet hoping to get info...

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Funny story: Obama wins Florida, vows "A change is coming to the Penis State!"

Obama wins Florida, vows "A change is coming to the Penis State!"

(2012) TALLAHASSEE, Florida (ABSNN) - The Florida Secretary of State certified today that Barack Obama won the state's election by a razor-thin margin of 74,000 votes. Tea Party freshman Congressman, Allen West, was defeated by fewer than 3,000 votes b...

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Funny story: Pfizer Earnings Up 1177% on Sudafed Sales to Methamphetamine Labs

Pfizer Earnings Up 1177% on Sudafed Sales to Methamphetamine Labs

(2005) New York -- Think Pfizer has made some decent money peddling Viagra? Ever thought about about Sudafed? Men with ED may purchase a dozen or so Viagra tablets a month, but "chemists" cooking up a batch of methamphetamine will often buy thou...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Reveals Shocking Beauty Secrets!

Paris Hilton Reveals Shocking Beauty Secrets!

(2005) HOLLYWOOD (AP) After months of negotiations with various publications, Paris Hilton finally agreed to reveal a list of beauty secrets to Spoof reporter Craven Morehead. "I feel a special kinship with Mr. Morehead and am very comfortable in sharing...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus' cousin jealous at her popularity

Miley Cyrus' cousin jealous at her popularity

(2008) The second cousin of Miley Cyrus is furious at all the fame and attention her relative is getting worldwide. Cindy Cyrus - who is the daughter of Miley's father's younger sister - lives in a trailer park in Mobil, Alabama with her collection of ca...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger Replaces Steven Tyler from Aerosmith

Mick Jagger Replaces Steven Tyler from Aerosmith

(2009) The music industry was turned on its ear, or perhaps better stated, its lips yesterday, following the shocking announcement of Mick Jagger as the touring replacement for Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. Music industry icons from their respective home...

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Funny story: I know from experience Joe Jonas is a good kisser

I know from experience Joe Jonas is a good kisser

(2008) Well it was bound to happen sooner or later but someone has hit back at claims that Joe Jonas is a bad kisser, but no one expected it to be younger brother Nick who hit back. In an exclusive interview, Nick revealed "Joe and I have a different rel...

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Funny story: Blair and Bush Send Mel Gibson to Rescue Tom Cruise, Madonna from Heresy

Blair and Bush Send Mel Gibson to Rescue Tom Cruise, Madonna from Heresy

(2006) LONDON - Many have suspected that we were in a new Crusade, with the West imposing its values and religion on the East, and with the Holy Land as the battleground. Documents smuggled out of 10 Downing Street, and given to Dan Rather, say it's so...

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Funny story: Jay Leno's Ratings Continue Slip-Sliding Downward

Jay Leno's Ratings Continue Slip-Sliding Downward

(2009) CLEVELAND - NBC host of The Jay Leno Show, Jay Leno was in town hosting The Save Lake Erie From Going Dry Telethon. Leno was asked how many automobiles he has now. And the man with the anabolic steroid-looking chin replied that he had about 200,...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Furious over X-Factor results, Admits to Being Bored

Bin Laden Furious over X-Factor results, Admits to Being Bored

(2009) Notorious, cave-dwelling villain Osama Bin Laden has broken a long silence to express his fury over "Jedward" beating his personal favourite, Lucie Jones, to stay in X-factor. "This is what happens when you give everybody the right to vote. Jedwar...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner/Taylor Swift Out-Cute Robert Pattinson/Kristen! In Contest!

Taylor Lautner/Taylor Swift Out-Cute Robert Pattinson/Kristen! In Contest!

(2010) In a new survey by six combined (Ages 14-24) popular magazines, the team of Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift received more votes than Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart who were a little miffed by the results! "I have nothing against either the T...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Is The King Of Russian Spies

Donald Trump Is The King Of Russian Spies

(2016) A top Russian diplomat & Vladimir Putin's spokesman came out of the closet Thursday. They admitted that Russian experts touched the Trump campaign more than once during the Presidential campaign and it felt so good. They said they were so happy P...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson baby-sat Obama's kids!

Michael Jackson baby-sat Obama's kids!

(2008) It has been revealed that Michael Jackson used to babysit the Obama girls Malia and Sasha. The Obamas would ask Jackson, a family friend, if he could mind the girls while they were busy attending Democratic politcal meetings. Jackson and Obama...

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Funny story: Epidemic of Falling leaves point to Climate Change

Epidemic of Falling leaves point to Climate Change

(2016) Dr. Paul Montgomery of Admiral University's Department of Climatic Intervention has been studying "a strange phenomenon that is occurring this Autumn and if memory serves me correctly, happened last autumn too" he said. Dr. Montgomery went o...

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Funny story: Hand Sanitizer Proven No Better than Mother's Spit

Hand Sanitizer Proven No Better than Mother's Spit

(2008) After a year of research into the antiseptic qualities of the typical over-the-counter, alcohol based hand sanitizer, researchers now admit that the ingredients in the sanitizer are no more effective than the spit from any mother's mouth. Side by...

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Funny story: Cheetos to Sponsor Trump TV

Cheetos to Sponsor Trump TV

(2016) Special to TPN - Cheetos' parent company, Frito-Lay, announced that it will be a primary sponsor of President-elect Trump's TV station, CRUD (Conservative Republicans Under Donald). "It's a natural fit," said Vivek Sankaran, COO of Frito-Lay North Am...

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Funny story: Airline Inaugurates Chicken Run Flights

Airline Inaugurates Chicken Run Flights

(2008) Capon, Ireland - No-frills airline Tonyair has vowed to be one of the last airlines flying the friendly skies after the global economic crisis and oil prices take their toll on the industry. In a move to cut costs, diversify markets and multitask,...

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Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney Death Ruled Accidental

Heather Mills McCartney Death Ruled Accidental

(2007) LONDON - Fueled by wild speculation in the press, the actual cause of the death of Heather Mills, estranged wife of Sir Paul McCartney, became known today.

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Funny story: Amazon Send Electric Blankets to Freezing Refugees Stuck on the Belarus/Polish Border

Amazon Send Electric Blankets to Freezing Refugees Stuck on the Belarus/Polish Border

(2021) Mega Multi-Billionaire turn-over company, Amazon, have proven to the ice-cold world they do have a warm heart. A convoy load of Amazon trucks has been dispatched to the Polish/Belarus border filled with electric blankets as a charitable gesture to…

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