Dodgers host Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence on baseball night

Funny story written by Jake de Fake

Saturday, 17 June 2023

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A Catholic bishop says he's going to fight back with his own indulgence.

Yes! Thousands of delusional Catholic protesters have marched to the Dodger stadium's front gates in a show of force against theatrical actors dressed as nuns.

"Can you spare your wonderful balls dear Sir? I need them desperately to play some baseball," says a Sister of Indulgence.

The Broadway act "Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence" are to attend Friday's Dodgers night game in support of baseball across the entire world.

All religious practitioners have inherited insanity because they are disconnected from reality and logical perception - they believe thing's that can't be proven. Catholics have propagated the gay and lesbian gene by forcing them into marriage with heterosexuals.

It is comprehensible based on scientific observations that genetics is responsible for the behaviour of religious followers.

Religious followers are people who can't do well at school because their brains aren't as attuned as dolphins and whales.

Religious people live with insanity believing in holy spirits and evil demons. Once upon a time they burned innocent people to the stake, believing they were witches and sorcerers.

Thank goodness for normal human beings living in this world who are aware of genetic variations which have nothing to do with Satan. The Broadway actors will receive a Community Hero Award during the celebration, honoring the group's efforts to promote human rights, diversity and "spiritual enlightenment."

I guess freedom wins, that's what the constitution is all about.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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