Funny story - Folks, it's here by popular demand - WhataPizza

Folks, it's here by popular demand - WhataPizza

The Whataburger Corporation has just announced that due to lots of customer input, they are now adding WhatPizza to their extensive food items menu. The WhataPizza was developed by one of the best Italian pizza chefs in the world, Brooklyn's Luigi…

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Funny story - Elon "Midas" Musk signs Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Beauregard to appear in a commercial for his new Tesla Copter

Elon "Midas" Musk signs Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Beauregard to appear in a commercial for his new Tesla Copter

The Alpha Beta News Agency is reporting that Elon Musk, owner of Tesla Motors, has just signed "America's Couple" Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Beauregard to appear in a commercial for his latest addition the "Tesla Copter." Musk told reporter Mimosa…

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Funny story - Anson Mount opens up The Hell on Wheels Barbecue Restaurant

Anson Mount opens up The Hell on Wheels Barbecue Restaurant

The high-riding TV Wild West star, Anson Mount, who is Taylor Swift's better half has just opened up The Anson Mount Hell On Wheels Barbecue Diner in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Mount who is half of "The Happiest Celebrity Couple in The USA," recently told…

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Funny story - Britney Spears' reusable tampons "flood the market"

Britney Spears' reusable tampons "flood the market"

Walmart is proud to announce that they are the first retail chain in the USA to carry the new, amazing Britney Spears Reusable Tampons. According to New Products Institute spokeswoman Paula Muskogee, the new reusable tampons are the greatest thing…

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Funny story - Taylor Swift opens the "Old Fashioned Chattanooga Chicken Tenders" diner

Taylor Swift opens the "Old Fashioned Chattanooga Chicken Tenders" diner

Taylor Swift who has been up on Cloud 9 since she began her intimate relationship with the star of "Hell On Wheels," Anson Mount reveals that she and Anson are now the proud owners of a new chicken chain. The new eatery is named The Taylor Swift O…

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Funny story - McDonalds is now selling McPopcorn

McDonalds is now selling McPopcorn

The McDonalds menu food items department is always working overtime, and they have just come up with the latest food item addition. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that their test kitchen in Cicero, Illinois, has come up with their latest and g…

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Funny story - Taylor Swift and Anson Mount film a commercial for McDonalds

Taylor Swift and Anson Mount film a commercial for McDonalds

It has been confirmed by Press Extra reporter Voodoo Dupree that 'America's Happiest Couple,' Taylor Swift and Anson Mount have just finished filming a commercial for McDonalds. In the commercial the star of the hit western "Hell On Wheels" and th…

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Funny story - A fast food franchise poll shows that McDonalds and Whataburger are topping the popularity fast food chain

A fast food franchise poll shows that McDonalds and Whataburger are topping the popularity fast food chain

Fast Food Digest Illustrated Magazine* has just conducted a poll that took place in every one of the 50 US states. And the results clearly showed that the top two fast food chains are McDonalds, with Whataburger a very, very close second. The O…

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Funny story - Elon Musk introduces the Tesla helicopter

Elon Musk introduces the Tesla helicopter

The greatest manufacturer in the history of the world, Elon Reeve Musk has just introduced to the industrial world his new state-of-the-art Tesla Helicopter. The "T-Copter" can travel for up to 3,450 miles on a single tank of specially designed fu…

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Funny story - An extremely sexy Whataburger employee in Oklahoma enters and wins the "sexiest legs" in Oklahoma contest

An extremely sexy Whataburger employee in Oklahoma enters and wins the "sexiest legs" in Oklahoma contest

Whatzupp Magazine writer Tina Taqueria has brought us the scoop of the century, and it's not just about lovely legs anymore. Brace yourselves for the most uproarious event in Oklahoma's history—the "Legs Extravaganza" at none other than Whataburger,…

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Funny story - The Five Guys Burger franchise opens its first outlet in China

The Five Guys Burger franchise opens its first outlet in China

Word out of the Five Guys Burgers corporate headquarters is that the franchise has just opened up their very first restaurant in the Republic of China. The decision came after an unexpected personal request from none other than Chinese President X…

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Funny story - Whataburgers in Texas will be adding swimming pools

Whataburgers in Texas will be adding swimming pools

The Whataburger Board of Directors, located in San Antonio, Texas, have just informed the fast food patrons, that they will be adding swimming pools to their franchise stores in everyone of their Lone Star state Whataburges. The idea had been disc…

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Funny story - Elon Musk comes out with the amazing Tesla Fire Truck

Elon Musk comes out with the amazing Tesla Fire Truck

The most brilliant man in the world, Elon Musk, has done it again. The transportation genius has just invented the Tesla Fire Truck. Fire companies who have tested it report that it is the greatest firefighting invention since the fire hose. On…

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Funny story - McDonalds introduces the McDuck Nuggets

McDonalds introduces the McDuck Nuggets

The King of The Fast Food industry, McDonalds has just added the new tasty McDuck Nuggets. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that the new nuggets were the brainchild of Otto P. Fandike, who is a duck farmer from Hillbilly Guitar, Arkansas. Vox…

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Funny story - McDonalds food sales shoot up after they add the McMargaritas

McDonalds food sales shoot up after they add the McMargaritas

McDonalds sales have shot through the McRoof after the companny adds their brand new adult McMargaritas. The new drink was developed from a mixture that was put together by one of the nation's most noted drink mixologists, Lorenzo "Mixy" Brazospor…

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Funny story - McDonalds in an effort to bring in more customers partners with Uber

McDonalds in an effort to bring in more customers partners with Uber

Get ready to super-size your life because Mickey D's has a game-changing strategy! The fast food behemoth has teamed up with Uber to revolutionize the dining experience by offering Uber rides to hungry customers, delivering them straight to their des…

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Funny story - Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Gazpacho Purchase the biggest jalapeno factory in the entire world

Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Gazpacho Purchase the biggest jalapeno factory in the entire world

iNews reporter Kitty Segovia reports that the two hot lovebirds, Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Gazpacho, have just purchased the largest jalapeno factory in the entire world, Jalapenos Chingos. Kim of the unbelievable rich K Klan (Kardashian Klan) sa…

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Funny story - Elon Musk's latest creation is the Uber Motorcycle

Elon Musk's latest creation is the Uber Motorcycle

Elon Musk is one very hard-working mogul. The father of the Tesla submarine, the Tesla dump truck, and the Tesla fighter jet, is now coming out with a Tesla Uber motorcycle. This new creation is perfect for individuals like lawyers, doctors, accou…

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Funny story - Whataburger reveals the winner of their $1 million WhataWine contest

Whataburger reveals the winner of their $1 million WhataWine contest

The Whataburger corporation has just announced the winner of their $1 Million WhataWine Contest. The contest was open to any Whataburger customer who purchased even a simple order of WhataFries. A spokesperson for the "Big Orange W," noted that…

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Funny story - McDonalds introduces the super sizzling McJalapeno

McDonalds introduces the super sizzling McJalapeno

Prepare your taste buds for a fiery fiesta because the world's largest fast food chain has just unleashed one of its 'hottest' menu items to date! In a groundbreaking announcement, Hildegarde Hillowitz, the fearless spokeswoman of the golden arche…

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