Elon "Midas" Musk signs Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Beauregard to appear in a commercial for his new Tesla Copter
The Alpha Beta News Agency is reporting that Elon Musk, owner of Tesla Motors, has just signed "America's Couple" Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Beauregard to appear in a commercial for his latest addition the "Tesla Copter." Musk told reporter Mimosa…
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Anson Mount opens up The Hell on Wheels Barbecue Restaurant
The high-riding TV Wild West star, Anson Mount, who is Taylor Swift's better half has just opened up The Anson Mount Hell On Wheels Barbecue Diner in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Mount who is half of "The Happiest Celebrity Couple in The USA," recently told…
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Folks, it's here by popular demand - WhataPizza
The Whataburger Corporation has just announced that due to lots of customer input, they are now adding WhatPizza to their extensive food items menu. The WhataPizza was developed by one of the best Italian pizza chefs in the world, Brooklyn's Luigi…
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Britney Spears' reusable tampons "flood the market"
Walmart is proud to announce that they are the first retail chain in the USA to carry the new, amazing Britney Spears Reusable Tampons. According to New Products Institute spokeswoman Paula Muskogee, the new reusable tampons are the greatest thing…
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McDonalds is now selling McPopcorn
The McDonalds menu food items department is always working overtime, and they have just come up with the latest food item addition. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that their test kitchen in Cicero, Illinois, has come up with their latest and g…
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Taylor Swift opens the "Old Fashioned Chattanooga Chicken Tenders" diner
Taylor Swift who has been up on Cloud 9 since she began her intimate relationship with the star of "Hell On Wheels," Anson Mount reveals that she and Anson are now the proud owners of a new chicken chain. The new eatery is named The Taylor Swift O…
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Whataburger has just named their latest burger in honor of Kobe Bryant
Taylor Swift and Anson Mount film a commercial for Taco Bell's new Taquitos Chiquitos
Taylor Swift and Anson Mount film a commercial for McDonalds
The notorious Goombalini family wants to buy Madison Square Garden
A man sues a movie theater complex because the popcorn burned off both of his tonsils
Elon Musk introduces the Tesla helicopter
McDonalds in an effort to bring in more customers partners with Uber
The rumor mill says that the makers of Bud Light may be going bankrupt
Due to rampant crime most Chicago McDonalds now have a security guard inside the restaurant
A hair saloon owner develops a razorless, waxless, painless way to remove pubic hair
Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole's lingerie & accessories shoppe is now selling opulent feathered umbrellas
Colombia is recalling 17 tons of cocaine because it is tainted with a powerful insect spray
Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Gazpacho Purchase the biggest jalapeno factory in the entire world
iNews reporter Kitty Segovia reports that the two hot lovebirds, Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Gazpacho, have just purchased the largest jalapeno factory in the entire world, Jalapenos Chingos. Kim of the unbelievable rich K Klan (Kardashian Klan) sa…
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Elon Musk comes out with the amazing Tesla Fire Truck
The most brilliant man in the world, Elon Musk, has done it again. The transportation genius has just invented the Tesla Fire Truck. Fire companies who have tested it report that it is the greatest firefighting invention since the fire hose. On…
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Whataburgers in Texas will be adding swimming pools
The Whataburger Board of Directors, located in San Antonio, Texas, have just informed the fast food patrons, that they will be adding swimming pools to their franchise stores in everyone of their Lone Star state Whataburges. The idea had been disc…
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A New York City crime boss buys Elon Musk's Viking Sword Mansion
Vox Populi reports that New York's most infamous crime boss, Salvatore Goombalini has just purchased Elon Musk's New Jersey shore mansion. Goombalini bought the Viking Sword Mansion for $26.7 million. The mansion sits on 19 acres and includes a he…
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An extremely sexy Whataburger employee in Oklahoma enters and wins the "sexiest legs" in Oklahoma contest
Whatzupp Magazine writer Tina Taqueria has brought us the scoop of the century, and it's not just about lovely legs anymore. Brace yourselves for the most uproarious event in Oklahoma's history—the "Legs Extravaganza" at none other than Whataburger,…
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Taco Bell adds sushi and tofu burritos to their food menu
Taco Bell is the nation's number one national franchise for Mexican food. The company that was founded in 1962, by Alejandro Alonzo Bell has just come up with it's latest food menu creation, the Sushi and Tofu Burrito. The new food item was tested…
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The 10 Mafioso Goombalini Brothers film a commercial for McDonalds
National Rumblings News Agency reporter Traci Diddle, has just revealed that the 10 brothers who head the Goombalini Crime Family appear in a commercial for McDonalds. In the Mickey D commercial the 10 brothers drive up to a Mickey D's in Brooklyn…
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Elon Musk's latest creation is the Uber Motorcycle
Elon Musk is one very hard-working mogul. The father of the Tesla submarine, the Tesla dump truck, and the Tesla fighter jet, is now coming out with a Tesla Uber motorcycle. This new creation is perfect for individuals like lawyers, doctors, accou…
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McDonalds introduces the McDuck Nuggets
The King of The Fast Food industry, McDonalds has just added the new tasty McDuck Nuggets. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that the new nuggets were the brainchild of Otto P. Fandike, who is a duck farmer from Hillbilly Guitar, Arkansas. Vox…
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The Five Guys Burger franchise opens its first outlet in China
Word out of the Five Guys Burgers corporate headquarters is that the franchise has just opened up their very first restaurant in the Republic of China. The decision came after an unexpected personal request from none other than Chinese President X…
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McDonalds introduces the super sizzling McJalapeno
Prepare your taste buds for a fiery fiesta because the world's largest fast food chain has just unleashed one of its 'hottest' menu items to date! In a groundbreaking announcement, Hildegarde Hillowitz, the fearless spokeswoman of the golden arche…
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McDonalds denies that they are importing French Fries from China
McDonalds wants to dispel the rumor about them importing French fries from China. Sources suggest the rumor could have started from a source within the Wendy's franchise. McDonalds wants it known that they only use the finest potatoes grown in…
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A fast food franchise poll shows that McDonalds and Whataburger are topping the popularity fast food chain
Fast Food Digest Illustrated Magazine* has just conducted a poll that took place in every one of the 50 US states. And the results clearly showed that the top two fast food chains are McDonalds, with Whataburger a very, very close second. The O…
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Whataburger reveals the winner of their $1 million WhataWine contest
The Whataburger corporation has just announced the winner of their $1 Million WhataWine Contest. The contest was open to any Whataburger customer who purchased even a simple order of WhataFries. A spokesperson for the "Big Orange W," noted that…
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