Funny story - Elton John caught with an inflatable doll at Heathrow Airport

Elton John caught with an inflatable doll at Heathrow Airport

Elton John, the 76-year-old English crooner was caught at the Heathrow luggage check in counter with an inflatable doll in one of his 6 pink suitcases. At first Elly tried to say that the pink suitcase was not his, but lets face it, who else has a…

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Funny story - Postage stamp released to honor Queen Elizabeth

Postage stamp released to honor Queen Elizabeth

The True Dat News Agency reports that King Charles III has just announced a new postage stamp to pay tribute to his late mum, Queen Elizabeth. According to TDNA writer Reggie Rickenracker, the stamp is no ordinary creation. It features a whimsical…

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Funny story - Landscapers discover that Windsor Castle actually has a moat

Landscapers discover that Windsor Castle actually has a moat

The True Dat News Agency reports that a Camden landscaping company has just discovered the existence of a hidden moat at Windsor Castle. The moat, concealed beneath layers of grass, brush, tree limbs, and a surprising number deceased insects for o…

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Funny story - King Charles hints that he may put Windsor Castle up for sale

King Charles hints that he may put Windsor Castle up for sale

In a shocking revelation, Ta Ta For Now News reporter Petula Tart unveils the surprising decision of the King to put the historic Windsor Castle up for sale. The King explained to Miss Tart, the 954-year-old castle is facing an array of challenges…

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Funny story - Prince Harry, son of King Charles III, says he was snubbed by the royal family and he will never set foot in England again

Prince Harry, son of King Charles III, says he was snubbed by the royal family and he will never set foot in England again

Prince Harry attended the royal coronation of his father to honor him, but he says that upon reflection, he would have preferred to have stayed in America and taken his family to eat at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. The Prince, who is a big fan of T…

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Funny story - Royal submarine, the HMS Sea Scoundrel, hits a school of orca whales and receives heavy damage

Royal submarine, the HMS Sea Scoundrel, hits a school of orca whales and receives heavy damage

Ta Ta For Now News reveals that the royal submarine, HMS Sea Scoundrel II, has sustained extensive damage after an unexpected collision with a pod of orca whales. The submarine's commander, none other than Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, 38, explain…

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Funny story - The Fog In London Is So Thick Blackbirds Are Actually Eating It

The Fog In London Is So Thick Blackbirds Are Actually Eating It

London's latest pea-souper has been as thick as a Christmas pudding these past few days. Meteorologists blame the Swiss stimulus clouds for causing havoc with the British sky. The fog is rated as a 10+ on the Cholmondeley scale and is so thick…

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Funny story - King Charles III, invites President Biden to visit Buckingham Palace

King Charles III, invites President Biden to visit Buckingham Palace

Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck reveals that King Charles III has extended a warm invitation to President Biden for a visit to Buckingham Palace. During the visit, the distinguished pair intends to discuss the ongoing Russian invasion of Ukr…

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Funny story - King Arthur was a womanizer

King Arthur was a womanizer

A report in the "The Manchester Morning Mill Magazine," reveals the truth behind the medieval monarch, King Arthur. Esteemed historian Cutter Shiloh, has discovered the legendary King Arthur, fondly nicknamed Artie by his great grandmother Iola, w…

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Funny story - Jacob Rees-Mogg wants more names

Jacob Rees-Mogg wants more names

The North-East Somerset tophat and tails has been spotted skulking around various coats of arms, trying out some Latin, seeing if any of it fits his name. He wants his name to be endless. From an endless name he figures he can have an endless fami…

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Funny story - Prince William says that the photo of him and the Soho pole dancer holding hands was photoshopped

Prince William says that the photo of him and the Soho pole dancer holding hands was photoshopped

Prince William, who has been known to have a bit of a wandering eye, much like his womanizing uncle Prince Andrew, is denying rumors that he and a very popular pole dancer were spotted holding hands at "The 'Ello Mate Strip Club" in Soho. The danc…

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Funny story - A British Woman Wants To Be Transferred To A Men's Prison

A British Woman Wants To Be Transferred To A Men's Prison

London — A woman Erin Hebblewhite, 30 who petioned the United Nations to be transferred to a men's prison won her case against the disgraceful British Parliament who striped the British crown of it's rightful inheritance of power, causing Britain ce…

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Funny story - BoJo gone cuckoo

BoJo gone cuckoo

Boris Johnson was recently admitted to a mental institution for retired politicians. “They drove me out! I wanted to stay! I was the bloody Prime Minister of all of the Britons!” Yes, Mr. Johnson, you keep saying that. Are the Britons in this r…

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Funny story - Experts say that Great Britain's Robin Hood Volcano could erupt at anytime

Experts say that Great Britain's Robin Hood Volcano could erupt at anytime

Esteemed geologist Abner "Flasher" Cockburn has raised the alarm about the newly formed Robin Hood Volcano, nestled in the picturesque English Channel just off the coast of Portsmouth. Flasher has expressed grave concerns that the volcano could unlea…

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Funny story - It's been discovered that Religion is a lie

It's been discovered that Religion is a lie

Religious News: A scientist named Alberto Winestein proclaimed to the world that religion on earth is a fabrication of the human mind. "I challenge any religion to call on their prophet's or God's to come down from heaven to speak to me in front o…

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Funny story - The United Kingdom's 19th Heavy Artillery Tank Regiment defeats Russia's 3rd St. Petersburg Volunteer Regiment

The United Kingdom's 19th Heavy Artillery Tank Regiment defeats Russia's 3rd St. Petersburg Volunteer Regiment

The Twickenham Times Telegram Newspaper's intrepid reporter, Tango Brisket, provides a unique glimpse into the valiant exploits of the 19th Heavy Artillery Tank Regiment during his six-month embedded assignment. Brisket's observations underscore t…

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Funny story - James Bond is a terrorist, but Pussy is galore

James Bond is a terrorist, but Pussy is galore

Some Americans are calling for the CIA to be dismantled, calling it America’s “domestic terrorist organization:” since the CIA often engages in terroristic methods, like blowing stuff up, killing democratically-elected leaders and setting up fascist…

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Funny story - Is there a lion lying in the middle of the road? 5 signs you are in a safari park

Is there a lion lying in the middle of the road? 5 signs you are in a safari park

You wake up behind the wheel of a car. There is a lion, a large lion sitting in the middle of the road. Is this a dream? Are you just in a safari park? Here are the five telltale signs. 1) Are there other people in the car? Do you recognise them?…

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Funny story - Judi Dench to be the face on the new £1 coin

Judi Dench to be the face on the new £1 coin

In a groundbreaking move, the Treasury has unveiled the designs for the new £1 coin featuring the iconic face of none other than Dame Judi Dench, the ageless wonder of the silver screen. Renowned for her ability to defy the laws of time and gravit…

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Funny story - Life still isn't a choose your own adventure book

Life still isn't a choose your own adventure book

A man who found out to his cost that life still isn’t a choose-your-own-adventure story is telling people on his blog. Bumbling buffoon Gene Daffney took out a dice and rolled it, leaving his fate to chance. Instead of going to work for a week…

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