Elton John caught with an inflatable doll at Heathrow Airport
Elton John, the 76-year-old English crooner was caught at the Heathrow luggage check in counter with an inflatable doll in one of his 6 pink suitcases. At first Elly tried to say that the pink suitcase was not his, but lets face it, who else has a…
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Postage stamp released to honor Queen Elizabeth
The True Dat News Agency reports that King Charles III has just announced a new postage stamp to pay tribute to his late mum, Queen Elizabeth. According to TDNA writer Reggie Rickenracker, the stamp is no ordinary creation. It features a whimsical…
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King Charles III, invites President Biden to visit Buckingham Palace
Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck reveals that King Charles III has extended a warm invitation to President Biden for a visit to Buckingham Palace. During the visit, the distinguished pair intends to discuss the ongoing Russian invasion of Ukr…
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Prince William says that the photo of him and the Soho pole dancer holding hands was photoshopped
Prince William, who has been known to have a bit of a wandering eye, much like his womanizing uncle Prince Andrew, is denying rumors that he and a very popular pole dancer were spotted holding hands at "The 'Ello Mate Strip Club" in Soho. The danc…
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King Charles hints that he may put Windsor Castle up for sale
In a shocking revelation, Ta Ta For Now News reporter Petula Tart unveils the surprising decision of the King to put the historic Windsor Castle up for sale. The King explained to Miss Tart, the 954-year-old castle is facing an array of challenges…
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King Arthur was a womanizer
A report in the "The Manchester Morning Mill Magazine," reveals the truth behind the medieval monarch, King Arthur. Esteemed historian Cutter Shiloh, has discovered the legendary King Arthur, fondly nicknamed Artie by his great grandmother Iola, w…
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Man on the Apprentice wants to be taken seriously
The Spoof Press Cleared By British Courts Of Illegal Eavesdropping, Hacking Or Wire Tapping
King Charles Said To Harry: “I’m Not A Bank!”
Small Child who can't swear at home or school, swearing at his grandparents
Did King Charles III Invite Anyone From The Spoof To Attend His Coronation?
The mighty and manly king has a run in his stockings
Prince Harry, son of King Charles III, says he was snubbed by the royal family and he will never set foot in England again
Meghan wants her own crown – NOW!
Dominic Raab set to return the keys, and all of the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's
James Bond is a terrorist, but Pussy is galore
A new island rises between Britain and Europe
What will you be doing at the Coronation?
The Archers' cricket team, it must be the summer then
With the longer days, more sunshine, and warmer air, the last harbinger of the arrival of summer is here. Talk on Radio 4's lovely little documentary, "The Archers," is all about the cricket team. Their other main storyline, where Linda Snell disc…
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Is there a lion lying in the middle of the road? 5 signs you are in a safari park
You wake up behind the wheel of a car. There is a lion, a large lion sitting in the middle of the road. Is this a dream? Are you just in a safari park? Here are the five telltale signs. 1) Are there other people in the car? Do you recognise them?…
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Teasmaid going to its sixth car boot sale
Teasmaid Jacqui Smith has returned unsold from her fifth car boot sale and will be trying again tomorrow. The relic of a bygone era, car boot sales were the old-school eBay, without all of the palavers of postage. Jacqui, who has been sadly gather…
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The United Kingdom's 19th Heavy Artillery Tank Regiment defeats Russia's 3rd St. Petersburg Volunteer Regiment
The Twickenham Times Telegram Newspaper's intrepid reporter, Tango Brisket, provides a unique glimpse into the valiant exploits of the 19th Heavy Artillery Tank Regiment during his six-month embedded assignment. Brisket's observations underscore t…
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Royal submarine, the HMS Sea Scoundrel, hits a school of orca whales and receives heavy damage
Ta Ta For Now News reveals that the royal submarine, HMS Sea Scoundrel II, has sustained extensive damage after an unexpected collision with a pod of orca whales. The submarine's commander, none other than Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, 38, explain…
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Life still isn't a choose your own adventure book
A man who found out to his cost that life still isn’t a choose-your-own-adventure story is telling people on his blog. Bumbling buffoon Gene Daffney took out a dice and rolled it, leaving his fate to chance. Instead of going to work for a week…
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It's been discovered that Religion is a lie
Religious News: A scientist named Alberto Winestein proclaimed to the world that religion on earth is a fabrication of the human mind. "I challenge any religion to call on their prophet's or God's to come down from heaven to speak to me in front o…
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The holy medieval Merlin shall never die!
And lo! They did bring out the Holy Hand Grenade, and all cheered and bowed low and kissed the earth that was trod upon by the King... How medieval is Britain? The nation itself was created by Merlin the Wizard in the year 3, and from then on, it…
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Experts say that Great Britain's Robin Hood Volcano could erupt at anytime
Esteemed geologist Abner "Flasher" Cockburn has raised the alarm about the newly formed Robin Hood Volcano, nestled in the picturesque English Channel just off the coast of Portsmouth. Flasher has expressed grave concerns that the volcano could unlea…
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A British Woman Wants To Be Transferred To A Men's Prison
London — A woman Erin Hebblewhite, 30 who petioned the United Nations to be transferred to a men's prison won her case against the disgraceful British Parliament who striped the British crown of it's rightful inheritance of power, causing Britain ce…
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The Fog In London Is So Thick Blackbirds Are Actually Eating It
London's latest pea-souper has been as thick as a Christmas pudding these past few days. Meteorologists blame the Swiss stimulus clouds for causing havoc with the British sky. The fog is rated as a 10+ on the Cholmondeley scale and is so thick…
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Old people remembering the Coronation of their youth
83-year-old Edna and 79-year-old Tom, stalwarts of the Wet Sprocket pub in Mithering on the Trent, are both reminiscing about the previous coronation in 1953. "Do you remember that day?" asked Tom. "I do. I remember my neighbors had to hire the te…
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