Dominic Raab set to return the keys, and all of the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 21 April 2023

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Well, I won't be watching that, thank you

Following his recent resignation, Dominic Raab is set to return the keys, as well as all of the A's.

A showdown meeting with Rishi Sunak started with the words, "Raab, you are a maverick, and you can't be trusted around people. You are off the case, I want your badge and your gun."

What followed was the disgraced Dominic (others are available) packing his favourite stapler, folders, top secret government files, and his lucky troll doll into a cardboard box and leaving it by the back door.

In his office, there was a string of A's, almost as many as you would find in the average musical concerto.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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