Sensitivity reader Gloria Daisy has read so much rubbish trying to second guess what people in the future might find offensive, that she has become completely desensitised to fiction.
'Oh really' said Gloria 'I don't really care if some one who is not even born finds some of the bullshit I am reading lately offensive. I find it offensive that I have to read it, just to say we tried to protect you. I mean, i find the conservatives offensive, who is out there safeguarding me?'
When asked about the types of books she is reading Ms Daisy answered 'Children. Honestly, I don't know any Foxes or Badgers, but I know that if I did, they would be swearing a lot more than these bastards do'.
