The Alabama state senate has informed atheists to leave the state within 72 hours
In a move that many are calling highly illegal, the state senate of Alabama has voted to have all atheists leave the state within 72 hours. The vote was 96 to remove all atheists, 1 to allow them to stay, and 3 abstentions. One of the atheists,…
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Alabama says that all of the gays have left the state
According to The QuinniPinni Polling Agency, every gay that was living in Alabama (89) has now left the state. QP stated that most have gone to New York City, with some moving to San Francisco, West Hollywood, Key West, Las Vegas, Baltimore, and O…
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Trump has just picked Ted Cruz to be his vice-presidential running mate
Well ladies and gentleman, it is now official, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, who many are calling the "Teflon Racist" has just informed the news media that he has chosen Guatemala native Sen. Ted Cruz to be his official 2024 presidential election ru…
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Britney Spears' "just say no to drugs" program is a big success in 49 states
The US DEA has just stated that Britney Spears' "Just Say Hell No To Drugs" program is a tremendous hit in 49 of the states. A spokesman for the DEA, Lionel Boocastle, divulged that the only state where the drug program did not work was in Alabama…
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Anti-Trump billboards spring up all over America
In the "No Fucking Kidding Department," anti-Trump billboards are popping up all over every state in the union. The QuinniPinni Polling Agency reports that Trump has become more hated than bastards such as Hitler, Hirohito, and Charles Manson.
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GOP diehards say that Trump has turned into gorilla shit
Vox Populi writer Tapioca Swizzle said that she took an independent poll of Trump supporters and she found that only 4% say that they would support him in a 2024 presidential run. 96% of his Kool-Aid drinking followers say that they would rather s…
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A Kentucky rabbi is arrested after DEA agents find 38 gallons of moonshine in his truck
An Al-Qaeda terrorist captured as he sits in Yankee Stadium eating a hot dog
First there was the Proud Boys - and now introducing the Proud Girls
Trump and his WTF hairdo!!!
Anti-Trump campaign ads appear all over Iowa TV
FBI agents have captured one of Al-Qaeda's sexiest female spies
A Central American cartel claims Trump asked them for a HUGE campaign donation
The Los Angeles Police Department hires one of L.A.'s most infamous prostitutes
Donald Trump was planning world peace
Clarry Thomas, trans lesbian and powdered wig, may have to write laws against herself
Middle schoolers bind and whip principal following classroom visit by dominatrix
Supreme Court bans Cialis in a 7-2 decision
Trump is found guilty on 29 anti-American espionage and traitor charges
Well as they say, it took sometime, but Trump has finally been found guilty of something that will definitely and finally get the fat ass tub of lard behind bars. Trump grabbed pussy, he made racist, hate-filled remarks, he dodged the Vietnam War…
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Donald "The Perv" Trump finally admits that YES! he has the 'hots' for Kimberly Guilfoyle
The TrumpShit, (aka Donald Trump), is certain that he is going to prison, so he has decided to cut down on his damn lying by at least 14%. He recently told his one and only remaining friend, Greg "The Space Creature" Gutfeld that he has had the ho…
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Iowa shows it has balls and bans AR-15's, grenade launchers, and hollow point bullets
The 'Fly-Over' state of Iowa, has just enacted legislation that will ban many types of automatic and semi-automatic weaponry. The Corn Cob state voted 93 to 4, with 3 abstentions to ban such weapons of mass destruction as AR-15's, grenade launcher…
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Two members of the Proud Boys planned to steal Gov. Greg "Eggplant Face" Abbott's wheelchair
The FBI has uncovered a plot by two low-level members of the highly extremist group, The Proud Boys, who were going to steal Gov. "Shitface" Abbott's million dollar wheelchair and throw it in the Gulf of Mexico. Federal agents Clive P. Trailwood a…
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The Mafia tells Trump if he has any sense he'll leave the US as effen soon as possible
There are two things one does not mess with, a rattlesnake and the Mafia, and both can bite you before you even know you've been bit. Mafioso boss Salvatore Goombalini recently got word to Trump that if he has any lick of sense left in his vacuous…
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The KKK burns two cases of Bud Light beer
iNews reporter Kitty Segovia reports that the Alabama chapter of the KKK has just shown their disdain for the LGBTQ organization. Miss Segovia noted that an unidentified Grand Wizard stated that at a recent crossing burning event, the Crapola Cree…
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The Goombalini crime family is very close with the warden of Sing Sing Prison (where Trump is headed)
The notorious East Coast crime family, the Goombalini's, have just informed reporter Carmine Calatino, with The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper that they recently spoke with the warden of Sing Sing Prison. The Mafia family spokesman Piccolo S…
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The Yukon Yuckmaker blizzard buries Fargo, North Dakota in eight feet of snow
In a very unusual summer snowstorm, the town of Fargo, North Dakota was hit with quite an extensive blizzard. Fargo's ABC affiliate, Channel 99, reported that the storm nicknamed The Yukon Yuckmaker Blizzard hit at 3:23 am, as Fargonians were all…
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The state of Wyoming bans the term "Ish," as in 8 ish
The Wyoming state senate has voted 97-3 to ban the hackneyed, worn-out term "Ish," as in "We will go to dinner at 8 ish." Many residents of the Buffalo Herd state, have expressed a desire that the term needs to be retired like the terms "Where's m…
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Kimberly Guilfoyle and Donald Trump Jr., say that they do not do drugs...never, ever, never
Donald Trump's former 'side piece,' and his little boy, Donald Trump Jr., say that they're sick and tired, tired and sick of having to always comment that no, they do not do drugs. To be fair, Nancy Reagan found it hard to 'Just Say No', she was f…
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Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star gets vandalized for the 13th time in just the last 4 months
Innuendo reporter Sausalito Ole reports that the hooha grabber's Walk of Fame star has been vandalized again. Lucy Crowsteen, a spokesperson for the sidewalk group noted that since old "Baby Fingers" is so damn hated that they are not going to hav…
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President Biden invites Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to the White House for an old-fashioned Texas barbecue
The Vox Populi News Agency has just broken the story that President Joe Biden has just issued an invitation for America's "Happiest Couple," Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to attend a good old-fashioned Texas barbecue dinner at the White House. POTU…
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The Goombalini family says Trump is toast
The New York Sunshine Observer has just reported that the Salvatore Goombalini crime family has let it be known that the minute that the pussy grabbing Trump sets foot in prison he will be toast. Sunshine Observer reporter Carmine Calatino, who kn…
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Eric "Gofey" Trump said his dad has admitted that he will end up in hell
Well, low and behold, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump had finally admitted that his ass will burn in hell in the not-to-distant future. Old Orange Leatherface told his stupid ass son, Eric "Gofey" Trump that he is getting psyched up for his one-way…
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Donald "The Perv" Trump finally admits that YES! he has the 'hots' for Kimberly Guilfoyle
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GOP diehards say that Trump has turned into gorilla shit
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Stormy Daniels says that Trump is one really messed up son-of-a-bitch
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It is so damn hot in Texas that a woman baked a loaf of bread in her mail box
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The NRA member numbers continue to drop like rain from the sky
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Charles Barkley says he drinks a case of Bud Light every day and adds F*ck da haters!
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Fights at Popeyes without a single can of spinach in sight
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Larry Nasal gets into scuffle at Florida prison
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The FBI has a video of Trump stealing White House silverware
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The US Proctologists Guild names Ted Cruz "asshole of the year"
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When two laws go to war … Kari and Mel get a popular voice again
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More states want to arrest Trump so they’re making up crimes for him to commit
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The first annual January 6th carnival
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Joe finally admits talking "business" with Hunter
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Clarry Thomas, trans lesbian and powdered wig, may have to write laws against herself
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Three of Trump's cousins say that the evil bonehead needs to go to prison
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“I Hump for Jesus” … not if you wanna keep your job, Amy
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Avocado Wedding Cakes have become quite the rage
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Eric Serman is not giving up his fight against Tigers Wood
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America's top female spy, Lady Chatterley, is a mistress of disguises
