Funny story - Kentucky legislature passes a law to set birth dates at conception

Kentucky legislature passes a law to set birth dates at conception

The Kentucky Legislature, with a supermajority of Republicans, is proposing a law that every citizen’s birth date, from (the Bill in part reads) “the year of our Lord 2024, shall be set at the moment of conception.” Opponents to the Republican B…

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Funny story - The Alabama state senate has informed atheists to leave the state within 72 hours

The Alabama state senate has informed atheists to leave the state within 72 hours

In a move that many are calling highly illegal, the state senate of Alabama has voted to have all atheists leave the state within 72 hours. The vote was 96 to remove all atheists, 1 to allow them to stay, and 3 abstentions. One of the atheists,…

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Funny story - Trump has just picked Ted Cruz to be his vice-presidential running mate

Trump has just picked Ted Cruz to be his vice-presidential running mate

Well ladies and gentleman, it is now official, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, who many are calling the "Teflon Racist" has just informed the news media that he has chosen Guatemala native Sen. Ted Cruz to be his official 2024 presidential election ru…

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Funny story - The Goombalini family says Trump is toast

The Goombalini family says Trump is toast

The New York Sunshine Observer has just reported that the Salvatore Goombalini crime family has let it be known that the minute that the pussy grabbing Trump sets foot in prison he will be toast. Sunshine Observer reporter Carmine Calatino, who kn…

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Funny story - First there was the Proud Boys - and now introducing the Proud Girls

First there was the Proud Boys - and now introducing the Proud Girls

BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx reports that the Proud Boys extremist, radical group now has an off-shoot organization. Kixx has learned that the home-grown terrorist organization who invaded the United States Capitol has given birth to the female…

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Funny story - The Goombalini crime family is very close with the warden of Sing Sing Prison (where Trump is headed)

The Goombalini crime family is very close with the warden of Sing Sing Prison (where Trump is headed)

The notorious East Coast crime family, the Goombalini's, have just informed reporter Carmine Calatino, with The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper that they recently spoke with the warden of Sing Sing Prison. The Mafia family spokesman Piccolo S…

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Funny story - Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star gets vandalized for the 13th time in just the last 4 months

Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star gets vandalized for the 13th time in just the last 4 months

Innuendo reporter Sausalito Ole reports that the hooha grabber's Walk of Fame star has been vandalized again. Lucy Crowsteen, a spokesperson for the sidewalk group noted that since old "Baby Fingers" is so damn hated that they are not going to hav…

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Funny story - Trump and his WTF hairdo!!!

Trump and his WTF hairdo!!!

The US Hairstylists of America Union has just named Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's hairdo as being, "The Nation's Most Fucked Up Hairdo From Hell." Out of the 39,467 hair groomers who voted, a total of 39,439 voted for Trump, 13 voted for Bill Ga…

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Funny story - Anti-Trump billboards spring up all over America

Anti-Trump billboards spring up all over America

In the "No Fucking Kidding Department," anti-Trump billboards are popping up all over every state in the union. The QuinniPinni Polling Agency reports that Trump has become more hated than bastards such as Hitler, Hirohito, and Charles Manson.

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Funny story - The Mafia tells Trump if he has any sense he'll leave the US as effen soon as possible

The Mafia tells Trump if he has any sense he'll leave the US as effen soon as possible

There are two things one does not mess with, a rattlesnake and the Mafia, and both can bite you before you even know you've been bit. Mafioso boss Salvatore Goombalini recently got word to Trump that if he has any lick of sense left in his vacuous…

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Funny story - FBI agents have captured one of Al-Qaeda's sexiest female spies

FBI agents have captured one of Al-Qaeda's sexiest female spies

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has just informed the American public that members of the Federal Bureau of Investigation have just captured one of the terrorist world's most notorious female spies. Miss Jean-Pierre stated that Mir…

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Funny story - Alabama says that all of the gays have left the state

Alabama says that all of the gays have left the state

According to The QuinniPinni Polling Agency, every gay that was living in Alabama (89) has now left the state. QP stated that most have gone to New York City, with some moving to San Francisco, West Hollywood, Key West, Las Vegas, Baltimore, and O…

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Funny story - An Al-Qaeda terrorist captured as he sits in Yankee Stadium eating a hot dog

An Al-Qaeda terrorist captured as he sits in Yankee Stadium eating a hot dog

One of the most notorious Al-Qaeda operatives Shateen Koot Shoom has been taken into custody by members of the DEA. The infamous terrorist known as "Crazy Shateen," was sitting in a box seat at Yankee stadium watching the Yanks playing against the…

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Funny story - A Central American cartel claims Trump asked them for a HUGE campaign donation

A Central American cartel claims Trump asked them for a HUGE campaign donation

The Scuttlebutt Review is reporting that a very high profile Central American "candy" cartel has claimed that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump reached out to them, asking for a sweet donation of $10 million to fund his 2024 presidential campaign. Apr…

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Funny story - Donald "The Perv" Trump finally admits that YES! he has the 'hots' for Kimberly Guilfoyle

Donald "The Perv" Trump finally admits that YES! he has the 'hots' for Kimberly Guilfoyle

The TrumpShit, (aka Donald Trump), is certain that he is going to prison, so he has decided to cut down on his damn lying by at least 14%. He recently told his one and only remaining friend, Greg "The Space Creature" Gutfeld that he has had the ho…

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Funny story - Eric "Gofey" Trump said his dad has admitted that he will end up in hell

Eric "Gofey" Trump said his dad has admitted that he will end up in hell

Well, low and behold, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump had finally admitted that his ass will burn in hell in the not-to-distant future. Old Orange Leatherface told his stupid ass son, Eric "Gofey" Trump that he is getting psyched up for his one-way…

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Funny story - Car maker CEO admits bumpers were probably a damn good idea!

Car maker CEO admits bumpers were probably a damn good idea!

Global auto manufacturers gathered in San Diego at the tri-annual WAMOS convention on Monday, to talk about the future of auto safety. But one CEO in attendance, was more nostalgic about past safety ideas that worked very well, but have been aband…

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Funny story - GOP diehards say that Trump has turned into gorilla shit

GOP diehards say that Trump has turned into gorilla shit

Vox Populi writer Tapioca Swizzle said that she took an independent poll of Trump supporters and she found that only 4% say that they would support him in a 2024 presidential run. 96% of his Kool-Aid drinking followers say that they would rather s…

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Funny story - The KKK burns two cases of Bud Light beer

The KKK burns two cases of Bud Light beer

iNews reporter Kitty Segovia reports that the Alabama chapter of the KKK has just shown their disdain for the LGBTQ organization. Miss Segovia noted that an unidentified Grand Wizard stated that at a recent crossing burning event, the Crapola Cree…

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Funny story - Trump is found guilty on 29 anti-American espionage and traitor charges

Trump is found guilty on 29 anti-American espionage and traitor charges

Well as they say, it took sometime, but Trump has finally been found guilty of something that will definitely and finally get the fat ass tub of lard behind bars. Trump grabbed pussy, he made racist, hate-filled remarks, he dodged the Vietnam War…

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