Avocado Wedding Cakes have become quite the rage

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 15 July 2023

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According to the Vox Populi News Agency, avocado wedding cakes are now the most popular wedding cakes in the state of California.

The delicious avocado marital cakes are the brainchild of Burbank baker Shilo "Sugar" Coronado, who has been baking wedding cakes for celebrities for five decades.

Miss Coronado made the recent wedding cake for Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, as well as the divorce cake for Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen.

Shilo told VPNA reporter Tapioca Swizzle that she has always loved avocados, including avocado tacos, avacado toast, and avocado Margaritas.

She said she got the idea for making avocado wedding cakes one evening when she was watching an episode of "Wheel of Fortune."

SIDENOTE: Miss Coronado proudly divulged that she will be baking an avocado anniversary cake for King Charles and his wife Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles for a baker's fee of $25,000.

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