Eric Serman is not giving up his fight against Tigers Wood

Funny story written by Jake de Fake

Sunday, 16 July 2023

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Gold-digger News: After her lawsuit against the famed rugby star was rejected by a Florida state judge in May, sneaky golddigger Serman asked the court to reconsider but got denied by the same judge on June 2.

Serman was born Mary Lovelace. At the age of 18-years she changed her name to Tristane Banon and identified as French who then identified as a Spanish talent agent who owned a car dealership that never existed. Confused? Take an aspirin.

And now she's filing an appeal, prolonging a case that's full of holes.

Serman, Wood's ex-girlfriend, filed a notice of appeal Friday that states she is taking her case to the Fourth District Court of Appeal in Florida, according to court records found in a dumpster outside a South Beach strip club where Serman once work. Her lawsuit seeks to release her from the non-disclosure agreement (NDA).

But Serman said she doesn’t remember signing it and even cited new federal laws that invalidate NDAs and forced arbitration agreements. Serman never complained when the alleged incident happened. She stayed with Wood throughout the year's, to get more and more sex out of him.

What Serman and her Mafia lawyer forgot to tell the judge is that her finger prints and DNA are on the NDA. Yes, a major credibility issue.

Judge Elizabeth Taylor didn’t buy these arguments, however. She ruled in favor of Wood and sent the case back to private arbitration, complaining Serman smelled like rotting tuna.

It's the biggest story in the history of the world, found in Golddiggers Magazine.

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