Madonna talks about the rumors that she and Rosie O'Donnell are married to each other
The "Rumor Mills" have been working overtime and the latest scoop is that former singer Madonna, who is 64, but looks 84, and unemployed TV host Rosie O'Donnell, who is 61, and looks 62, are a couple, as in a 'Married Couple." Madonna, who is know…
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Britney Spears reveals that she had a vagina tightening procedure done
Britney Spears has had two kids and she recently revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle that some of her feminine body parts are not as nubile, perky, and frisky as they used to be. The 41-year-old singer, dancer, actress, marath…
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"Hell On Wheels" star Anson Mount addresses the rumor that Taylor Swift is pregnant with his baby
Ruggedly handsome Wild West TV star Anson Mount spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight, and talked about the rumor mill rumor that his hot, sexy, songstress girlfriend Taylor Swift is pregnant with his baby. Mount confessed to de Gallo,…
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Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez record an anti-Trump song
Two of America's top singers, Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez have gone into the recording studio and recorded an anti-Donald Trump song. The pair went into the Round and Round Recording Studio in El Segundo, California and recorded a song that…
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Is Carrie Underwood's marriage on the rocks???
Carrie Underwood first rose to prominence in 2005, when she won "American Idol." And from there the beautiful, sexy, blonde babe from Oklahoma has not looked back. Carrie's first single hit was titled, "I Can Ride Sidesaddle, But I Just Prefer To…
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Kimberly Guilfoyle's skimpy designer banana peel bikini swimsut is outselling, Britney's, Kim's, J.Lo's, and Taylor's
The World of Wacky Swimwear Weekly reports that the brand new Kimberly Guilfoyle Designer Banana Peel Swimsuit is outselling the swimwear of four of the most popular celebrities in America. The Bananarama Polling Agency reports that retail outlets…
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Kimberly Guilfoyle is pissed at the rumors that Donald Trump brags that he grabbed her muffin
Britney Spears and Anderson Cooper get matching tattoos
Taylor Swift is proud that boyfriend Anson Mount's Instagram followers have gone up 700% in just the past month
Taylor Swift and Anson Mount get matching tattoos
Suggestions for Harry’s podcast
Reality check: Harry and Meghan are sick and tired?
King Charles III invites Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan to visit Buckingham Palace
Carrie Underwood records a hip hop single with rapper Snoop Dogg
Kimberly Guilfoyle expresses a desire to see all of her haters rot in hell
McDonalds McWild Boar baby back ribs are a huge success
Paul McCartney is ecstatic with his May-December relationship with an ex-Laker Girl
The sales of Kate Gosselin's bikini panties are going through the roof
Kim Kardashian goes commando
The most popular of the Kardashian klan is certainly not shy about making a bold fashion statement. Kim, who is in a tempestuously erotic relationship with Spanish matador Joaquin Gazpacho, was recently photographed stepping out of her limo, dress…
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Kim Kardashian says that her matador boyfriend "El Gazpacho" is the sexiest man on Earth!
Kim Kardashian has stated that her boyfriend, Joaquin Beaurgeard Gazpacho, is considered by the bullfighting world to be "The Tom Brady of Bullfighting." Kim blushed and said that her "Latin Lover" has totally made her forget about all of her ex-…
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The most recent episode of "Hell On Wheels" draws over 113 million viewers!
Cloud 9 News Agency reporter Lexi Aspen reports that the most recent episode of the TV hit Old West series, "Hell on Wheels" was viewed by more than 113 viewers, which is more than saw this year's Super Bowl. Just think of the advertising revenue!…
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Britney Spears and Anderson Cooper spotted frolocking at a nude beach down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
One of the nation's most unlikely couple is quickly becoming "America's Favorite Couple." Blonde songstress Britney "Oops! I Did It Again" Spears and her so-called BFF Anderson "Andy" Cooper were recently spotted down in Cabo San Lucas' infamous n…
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Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley star in the X-rated Movie "Screams Galore"
LaLaLand Daily writer Willow Tulsa brings exciting news from the entertainment industry, as two of the wackiest daredevils have joined forces to co-star in a laugh-out-loud comedy flick. Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley team up in the uproarious film, "…
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Katy Perry may be fired from American Idol - and Jennifer Lopez may be replacing her
The word on the streets of "Celeb City," is that the powers-that-be at American Idol are fit to be tied with the actions of Katy Perry. It appears that Miss Perry is extremely upset at the fact that in order to get higher viewership, the show's ex…
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Jennifer Lopez' therapy sessions were a success
J.Lo says that her recent sex therapy sessions with noted sex therapist Dr. Fanny Cumterelli (at a cost of $62,500), have worked damn good, as she now can have passion-filled intimacy without guilt. Her hubby Ben Affleck, says that Jenny on the Bl…
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Cabo San Lucas has the prettiest and sexiest girls south of the border
Boom Boom News (Mexico) is reporting that the tourist town of Cabo San Lucas, has the distinction of having the sexiest, smartest, and the prettiest women south of the border. The mayor of Cabo, Timothy "The Stud" Cerveceria, who became a milliona…
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Carrie Underwood's 'Country Girl String Bikini Panties' are selling like cotton candy at the carnival
Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle writes that there is no sexier, more stunningly gorgeous woman in the world of country music that Carrie Underwood. The Oklahoma native simply oozes sex appeal like soccer players ooze sweat. Miss Un…
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King Charles III, says that his mum, Queen Elizabeth, left $3 million to the Beatles Museum in Liverpool
Boom Boom News (UK) has just revealed that King Charles III, informed them that Queen Elizabeth bequeathed $3 million (£2.358,990 UK) to the Beatles Museum in Liverpool. Charles said that his mum was a big fan of John, Paul, George, and Ringo. He…
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Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to star in "The Hilarious Hijinks of Bonnie & Clyde"
LaLaLand Daily reporter Willow Tulsa reports that Hollywood is abuzz with the uproarious news that America's "Lovebirds," Taylor Swift and her boyfriend Anson Mount, are set to star in the outrageously spoofy comedy film, "The Hilarious Hijinks of Bo…
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Colorado's infamous all-girl heavy-metal band Martie Martin & The Marijuana Mamas are headed to prison
Back in 2014 the all-girl band was caught in Milwaukee with 400 pounds of Durango Bango marijuana. Then in 2019, they were caught at O'Hare Airport in Chicago with $700,000 in counterfeit five dollar bills. And now Music Moments Magazine is rep…
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Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Gosselin to star in the R-rated TV reality show, "The Misadventures of the Cougar MILFs"
LaLaLand Daily reports that three of the hottest females have just signed to star in the Bravisimo Network reality show, "The Misadventures of The Cougar MILFs." Willow Tulsa with LaLa, stated that Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Gosselin…
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Ringo Starr buys a 707-year-old castle in Wembley
The BBC has just broken the story that Ringo Starr, the Beatles drummer has just purchased a historical English castle just outside the town of Wembley. The castle named Ye Olden Castle on The River Brent, was built in 1316, by a construction comp…
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