Is Donald Trump not guilty?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 13 June 2023

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"Any Louis Vuitton in there?"

The FBI found over two hundred boxes of Top Secret government documents at Mar-a-Lago stashed away and piled up in a bathroom, on a ballroom stage, office floor, all documented as evidenced in photographs. Still, the guy pleads, Not Guilty?

Donald Trump's hand was deep in the cookie jar. Half the cookies were eaten. Cookie crumbs were on his red tie, with more crumbs around his mouth. He ate the cookies. Still, he pleads, Not Guilty.

You know, that if over two hundred boxes filled with Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Hermes, and Ralph Lauren were discovered with sales tags still attached, hidden in a bathroom, kitchen, basement, under beds, closets, attic in someone's house, and a truckload of Vuitton, Gucci, Hermes, and Lauren was reported missing on the same day, Not Guilty would scarcely be a logical plea. Perhaps Not Guilty by reason of kleptomaniac insanity.

Indeed, the Speaker of the House, Republican Senators, presidential contenders, and failed political wanna-bees would not announce that finding boxes of Vuitton, Gucci, Hermes, and Lauren hidden in someone's home was evidence of a political Witch Hunt or that an army of NRA gun toting folks was ready to defend the thief.

Just not reasonable. Safer if Donald Trump had said, "The devil made me do it."

Yet, on June 13, 2023, a Not Guilty plea in Miami by Donald Trump happened.

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