London's Ta Ta For Now News reports that the extremely popular and rich-as-the-royal dickens King Charles III, has just invited British moguls Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan to visit him and the Queen Consort, Camilla Parker Bowles at Buckingham Palace.
Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote notes that the two Englishmen will dine in the Winston Churchill Commemorative Dining Hall, where they will feast on a dinner of Sauteed Fox thighs marinated in a pinot wine imported from the highlands of Italy.
The side dishes will include woodchuck twice basted in a bombastic vichyssoise pureed in hollandaise sauce.
And for dessert the party will feast on Baked Alaska topped with imported Icelandic cream cheese thrice dipped in smashed low-cal cherries.
SIDENOTE: After dinner KC-III and the two British gents will retreat to the honorary Petula Clark Sitting Room, where they will be discussing plans for a huge music gala to be held at Wembley Stadium.
