Kimberly Guilfoyle expresses a desire to see all of her haters rot in hell

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 19 June 2023

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The Puerto Rican babe says it like it is, like it or not.

Kimberly Guilfoyle has never been one to shy away from controversy. And so the future daughter-in-law of the Huge Orange Asshole, namely Trump, says that she wants all of her haters to know that she sincerely hopes that every last one of the talentless sons-of-bitches and bitches rot in hellacious hell.

Guilfoyle who alleged has two uvulas has been named to be Donald Trump's 2024 campaign manager.

Trump even stated that he likes Kimmy a lot because she has fantastic sex appeal, great looking legs, and she is one of the best French kissers that he has ever kissed. (How 'bout them uvulas, eh Donald!)

Kimberly turned red when she heard about DJT's comment and added that she only let him French her on three, maybe four occasions. The uvula cramps were just too painful.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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