Not much of a witch hunt

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 12 June 2023

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"Ding, ding, ding went the trolley..."

Come on, Trumpy, the 37 criminal counts can’t be called a WITCH HUNT when forty boxes of Top Secret, Classified documents were stacked on center stage at Mar-a-Lago.

Instead, if they were hidden under the same stage, with the entrance door plastered over, and FBI agents had hacked through the plastered entrance door, that could be classified as a WITCH HUNT, even though the HUNT was successful.

The boxes were stacked front and center stage, ready to sing, “Ding, ding, ding went the trolley….”

And could anyone refer to the boxes in the bathroom as a WITCH HUNT? True, FBI agents had to pull back that dirty-looking, moldy shower curtain, but the agents could have instantly seen the Top Secret boxes from the doorway and the additional boxes above the shower curtain rod.

Not part of the WITCH HUNT, but since there was that dirty-looking shower curtain in that bathroom, do you think that Trump might have bed bugs and towel lice at his establishment?

True, he was rushing and moving boxes from place to place before the FBI reached Mar-a-Lago, and may not have bothered using a janitorial service to clean up the area, but just from the doorway, that bathroom looks as though it stinks. Forget the crystal chandelier.

So Donald Trump should stop calling it a WITCH HUNT. But maybe for the protection and health of Mar-a-Lago guests, the Health Department should pay a visit.

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