Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Address The Tag-Team Rumors
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Fans of two of the most beautiful, sexy, and lasciviously luscious women on the planet were thrilled when rumors began circulating that Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole plan to become a top wrestling tag-team in the WWE. In a…
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Reports now say that oral sex will instantly get rid of hiccups
In a monumental revelation, The American Research Group has just divulged that one sure fire way to get rid of irritating hiccups is to engage in oral sex. The 11-month study concluded that heightened levels of estrogen and testosterone release ti…
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Bezos-Musk Inc.'s new amazing iPhone is the size of a domino
The two most brilliant minds in the entire world have just invented a brand new state-of-the-art iPhone. Bezos-Musk Inc., which is headquartered in Austin has just released their brand new Bezos-Musk Saturn 13 iPhone. The S-13 is the size of a…
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A devastating earthquake hits Moscow destroying the city's largest salad dressing factory
The BuzzFuzz News Agency (Russia) is reporting that a catastrophically disastrous earthquake measuring 7.9 on the Richter Scale hit the nation's capitol. The earthquake destroyed several Moscow bars as well as several beauty salons, a massage parl…
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What did European ancestors look like?
Bonkers scientists have unearthed evidence of what the human landscape looked like 10,000 years ago in Europe. The ancestors of all Europeans were dark-skinned, with some having blonde hair or blue eyes. The folks were in transition to lose their…
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What is science's opinion of broccoli in 2023?
In a world where the opinion of science on broccoli is never sought, we thought we would let you know. Speaking from Chutney on the Fritz's Science Research Centre (sponsored by the Wet Sprocket pub), the club chairman (and so far only member) Bri…
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Pirates to Attack Floating Cities in Elon’s Future Dreams
A 7.9 Earthquake Hits Idaho and 13 Million Pounds of Potatoes End Up In Neighboring Wyoming
Robot Literature Nobel Prize Winner Ain't No Doctor Suess
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Countering the threats posed by artificial intelligence
Gum is Good and Won’t Grow Aliens in Your Stomach, Maybe
Small Lip-Shaped Kissing Robot Plugs into your Phone - Use When Your "Girlfriend" is Away
Alexa, How Do I Know I Exist?
Should Earth 2.0 Be A No-Go? Let Your Grandkids Decide, You Crotchety Old Bastard!
Lady Gaga Sharted – Fans Go Wild and Shit Themselves in Support
Fast Food Drones – Duck and Cover!
The Trump Variant
A woman has over 900 FAKE usernames
An retired chambermaid from Swansea, Wales, who has been identified as Alexa Midge Goldengoo, 87, had admitted to using 909 fake user names. Some of her fake names include ImpostorIgor, ScammerFairy, HoaxHomer, KKKKarenKunt, PhoneyBaloney, FakeFuc…
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An earthquake hits China devastating most of the fortune cookie industry
A powerful 8.8 earthquake has hit the Chinese capitol of Hong Kong causing widespread havoc. Boom Boom News (China) reports that the "Shaker" as earthquakes are referred to in China, has devastated the fortune cookie industry. Reports are that…
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No cluster bombs, please
All bombs, riffles, tanks, missiles, and landmines are invented to kill human life. Human killing weapons are immoral. Everyone was born and given life to live an everyday life, not to be killed by a lethal weapon like a bomb, riffle, tank, missile,…
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Bill gifts China with what it can never get enough of: viruses
Bill Gates arrived in China and was handing out free man-made viruses he built in his underground dungeon computer lab during a lightning storm and a full wolf moon. These were computer viruses, of course, since Bill is not trained in a biological, c…
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Meteor vs. Pope: How God says he hates you
The Pope, who still denies that evolution created the Earth and not some punk-ass god who calls himself Jehovah or Yahweh or Shecky the Animated Ground Beef, has been struck by a meteor! Oh sure, you might think this is a piece of post-modern scul…
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Homo Sapiens to become self-impregnating transgender hermaphrodites
Genetic scientists have released surprising results about the future of human beings, and religious people are not happy. Soon, in, say, 1,000 years or so, all Homo sapiens will be hermaphrodites capable of giving birth to their own babies. Transg…
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Transgendered Mary gives birth to a new webbed savior
A man who used to be called Clive, but now identifies as Mary (appropriately), has given birth! Scientists are baffled but Christians are cock-a-hoop. “Another virgin birth for another saviour! Jesus has returned! Does he need nappies? I babysi…
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Funnyman Elon Can’t Get A Gig on Amateur Night
Sometimes when a person finds a job or follows a career they think they’d like, they turn out wrong. Hitler thought he was a painter, but life intruded and told him, “No, Adolf, you can become something bigger – something the world will have to ta…
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Another Fake Moon Landing for Another Corrupt President
What do you get if you take an African-American (his name is not Token, we swear), a woman (is she a lesbian? Make her a lesbian, STAT!), two white guys who have square jaws like Superman (and one of them is a Canadian, just like one of the creators…
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Computerized Guard Dog Robots do Strip Show with Luscious Model in Paris
A Boston company recently did a secret robot and human strip show in Paris for some big tech company executives - to show off the flexibility of their robot guard dogs. (And hopefully sell some of them.) The 'terminator - type' robot dogs ca…
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Ex-Navy Pilot Saw One UFO Attempt to F**k Another UFO
Recently, many ex-navy pilots have come forward in the U. S. to say they have seen UFO's near their planes doing weird things. One ex- pilot recently anonymously described a 'Close Encounter'. "This large Bluish Flower - shaped UFO was hang…
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Terminating Homo Sapiens for Paradise Lost
Advanced nanobot engineers have finally hooked up the brains of two people to act as one! They can’t think for themselves – only echo what their programmers have jammed into their skulls. Science knows no ethical bounds – yay! Remember The Termina…
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Genetic Dodos Coming Back … For No Apparent Reason
A genetic research group that enjoys playing god wants to bring back the dodo. And maybe some dinosaurs. And maybe Abe Lincoln. And maybe Donald Trump (he died, right? He didn’t? Oh, sorry, wrong news source.) A spokesperson named Shecky (not sure…
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