Funny story - A devastating earthquake hits Moscow destroying the city's largest salad dressing factory

A devastating earthquake hits Moscow destroying the city's largest salad dressing factory

The BuzzFuzz News Agency (Russia) is reporting that a catastrophically disastrous earthquake measuring 7.9 on the Richter Scale hit the nation's capitol. The earthquake destroyed several Moscow bars as well as several beauty salons, a massage parl…

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Funny story - A woman has over 900 FAKE usernames

A woman has over 900 FAKE usernames

An retired chambermaid from Swansea, Wales, who has been identified as Alexa Midge Goldengoo, 87, had admitted to using 909 fake user names. Some of her fake names include ImpostorIgor, ScammerFairy, HoaxHomer, KKKKarenKunt, PhoneyBaloney, FakeFuc…

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Funny story - Bezos-Musk Inc.'s new amazing iPhone is the size of a domino

Bezos-Musk Inc.'s new amazing iPhone is the size of a domino

The two most brilliant minds in the entire world have just invented a brand new state-of-the-art iPhone. Bezos-Musk Inc., which is headquartered in Austin has just released their brand new Bezos-Musk Saturn 13 iPhone. The S-13 is the size of a…

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Funny story - No cluster bombs, please

No cluster bombs, please

All bombs, riffles, tanks, missiles, and landmines are invented to kill human life. Human killing weapons are immoral. Everyone was born and given life to live an everyday life, not to be killed by a lethal weapon like a bomb, riffle, tank, missile,…

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Funny story - An earthquake hits China devastating most of the fortune cookie industry

An earthquake hits China devastating most of the fortune cookie industry

A powerful 8.8 earthquake has hit the Chinese capitol of Hong Kong causing widespread havoc. Boom Boom News (China) reports that the "Shaker" as earthquakes are referred to in China, has devastated the fortune cookie industry. Reports are that…

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Funny story - Reports now say that oral sex will instantly get rid of hiccups

Reports now say that oral sex will instantly get rid of hiccups

In a monumental revelation, The American Research Group has just divulged that one sure fire way to get rid of irritating hiccups is to engage in oral sex. The 11-month study concluded that heightened levels of estrogen and testosterone release ti…

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Funny story - Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Address The Tag-Team Rumors

Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Address The Tag-Team Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Fans of two of the most beautiful, sexy, and lasciviously luscious women on the planet were thrilled when rumors began circulating that Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole plan to become a top wrestling tag-team in the WWE. In a…

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Funny story - Bill gifts China with what it can never get enough of: viruses

Bill gifts China with what it can never get enough of: viruses

Bill Gates arrived in China and was handing out free man-made viruses he built in his underground dungeon computer lab during a lightning storm and a full wolf moon. These were computer viruses, of course, since Bill is not trained in a biological, c…

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Funny story - Transgendered Mary gives birth to a new webbed savior

Transgendered Mary gives birth to a new webbed savior

A man who used to be called Clive, but now identifies as Mary (appropriately), has given birth! Scientists are baffled but Christians are cock-a-hoop. “Another virgin birth for another saviour! Jesus has returned! Does he need nappies? I babysi…

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Funny story - What is science's opinion of broccoli in 2023?

What is science's opinion of broccoli in 2023?

In a world where the opinion of science on broccoli is never sought, we thought we would let you know. Speaking from Chutney on the Fritz's Science Research Centre (sponsored by the Wet Sprocket pub), the club chairman (and so far only member) Bri…

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Funny story - A 7.9 Earthquake Hits Idaho and 13 Million Pounds of Potatoes End Up In Neighboring Wyoming

A 7.9 Earthquake Hits Idaho and 13 Million Pounds of Potatoes End Up In Neighboring Wyoming

BOISE, Idaho - (Spoop News) - The Boise Idahoan Gazette Newspaper has just stated that the devastating 7.9 earthquake that hit the "Potato State," ended up causing 13 million pounds of spuds, to end up in neighboring Wyoming. Gov. Mark "Potato Pie…

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Funny story - What did European ancestors look like?

What did European ancestors look like?

Bonkers scientists have unearthed evidence of what the human landscape looked like 10,000 years ago in Europe. The ancestors of all Europeans were dark-skinned, with some having blonde hair or blue eyes. The folks were in transition to lose their…

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Funny story - Jesus’ Foreskin Has Been Found!

Jesus’ Foreskin Has Been Found!

A Palestinian shepherd boy with a rum-pa-pa-pum drum was wandering on the outskirts of Jerusalem, trying to hide from Israeli police, who had just beaten up his grandmother for breathing without a permit … anyway, the kid was digging in the dirt tryi…

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Funny story - Gum is Good and Won’t Grow Aliens in Your Stomach, Maybe

Gum is Good and Won’t Grow Aliens in Your Stomach, Maybe

PFfizer (or however you spell it) has put vaccines in gum! For all those bratty kids and their suspicious parents who don’t want to take their medicine … who doesn’t love a stick of gum? This gum is different, however. It sticks so well, that you…

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Funny story - Alexa, How Do I Know I Exist?

Alexa, How Do I Know I Exist?

Alexa was the first, but now there will be more robots, or AI thingys, to make our lives better and to take away our need to think for ourselves. “Alexa, do unicorns exist?” “No, unicorns are mythical, they do not really exist.” “Alexa, is B…

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Funny story - Pirates to Attack Floating Cities in Elon’s Future Dreams

Pirates to Attack Floating Cities in Elon’s Future Dreams

Elon Musk is interested in floating cities. An island, constructed by people, on which an entire city stands. Like Manhattan, if its island could float and move around for a moveable feast of all things New York. Who doesn’t want that city off…

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Funny story - Another Fake Moon Landing for Another Corrupt President

Another Fake Moon Landing for Another Corrupt President

What do you get if you take an African-American (his name is not Token, we swear), a woman (is she a lesbian? Make her a lesbian, STAT!), two white guys who have square jaws like Superman (and one of them is a Canadian, just like one of the creators…

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Funny story - Terminating Homo Sapiens for Paradise Lost

Terminating Homo Sapiens for Paradise Lost

Advanced nanobot engineers have finally hooked up the brains of two people to act as one! They can’t think for themselves – only echo what their programmers have jammed into their skulls. Science knows no ethical bounds – yay! Remember The Termina…

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Funny story - Homo Sapiens to become self-impregnating transgender hermaphrodites

Homo Sapiens to become self-impregnating transgender hermaphrodites

Genetic scientists have released surprising results about the future of human beings, and religious people are not happy. Soon, in, say, 1,000 years or so, all Homo sapiens will be hermaphrodites capable of giving birth to their own babies. Transg…

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Funny story - Polar Bears Drowning Under All That Fashionable Fur

Polar Bears Drowning Under All That Fashionable Fur

The world population of polar bears has greatly declined over the past 10 years, scientists say, and it’s not due to poachers, fur coat salesmen, nor Lady Gaga. They all die from drowning! With much of the ice of the Arctic gone, the bears are qui…

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