NASA: Strange news coming out of the solar system!
All planets, asteroids, comets, and mini black holes are moving AWAY from Earth.
Doctor Geekie Von Nerdlinger has stated: “Yes, well, it’s a very odd phenomenon, we’ve never seen anything like it before, but all the outer planets like Saturn, Jupiter, etc, are moving farther and faster away from Earth, and the two inner planets, Mercury and Venus are moving faster toward the sun – a suicide mission, they won’t exist by the end of this year, if our calculations are correct.
“The asteroid belt has also broken up and asteroids are flying anywhichway – but all AWAY from earth … but why?”
Speculations and calculations have come up with a half-assed theory: every heavenly inanimate body in the universe doesn’t want to be around Earth anymore. The species on the planet are dangerous … well, one species is – and other planets and asteroids have an instinct to protect themselves from astronomic harm.
Poor little Planet Earth … grew itself a human race which tries to blow up the planet itself … I’d rather be on Pluto … no one lives there who wants the planet to die. If only all human beings were gone, maybe then the other planets would accept Earth back into the harmony of THEIR (not our) solar system.
