The GOP doesn’t like cancelling, unless they come up with a cool idea and do it themselves. Tit for tat: MAGA vs. Antifa. Whatever, but the back-biting must go on.
Now, a new commission, led by Ron DeSantis and Marjorie Taylor Greene, has been formed to cut out all words from the American English dictionary that do not appease the GOP agenda, which has close ties with the Evangelical agenda – well, they’re the same thing, let’s be honest. The American government can be broken down and defined as: Religious vs. Non-religion. God just can’t keep his fucking finger out of Michelangelo’s Adam’s face!
Homo sapiens will now be called “Jesus Sapiens”.
So too will the other eons of Mankind’s evolution be replaced with something that won’t offend Christians:
Homo habilis will become “Jesus Habits”.
Homo erectus will become “Jesus Flaccid”.
Homo sapiens neanderthelensis will become “Jesus Sapiens Mormonsis”.
and
Australopithecus africanus will become “Jesus Sapiens from Israel, not Africa”
This will continue until the Christians have a dictionary that fully reflects their religion, instead of reality, with a whole lotta Jesus in everyone’s definition of everything.
They’ve been doing it for 2000 years and counting, so like the worst kind of terrorists, they won’t stop until they take over the entire world … [sing-a-long] … because the Bible tells them so …
