A strange new law is soon to come to America, which still insists that it has a separation of church and state. Politicians, police, judges and other people in elevated places of power and prestige – those who control the lives and freedoms of oth…
Everything else failed: interviews, books, Netflix film, the Manhattan car chase. Still, the royal family remains loved and respected, not hidden behind sunglasses, making appointments with paparazzi. How to convince the world of the horrors cause…
One of the most hated individuals in America, Ted "Dracula" Cruz has just been named "The Asshole of The Year" by The US Proctologists Guild. Cruz joins other assholes of the year such as Donald "The Orange Whale" Trump, Ann "Horse Face" Coulter,…
The woman who became famous for having her vajayjay grabbed by the former Golfer-In-Chief, Donald J. Erasmus Trump, says that she heard from a very reliable source that the racist bigot has been placed on suicide watch. Stormy would not reveal who…
Ipso Facto News writer Sinclair Petaluma, said the FBI has surveillance video of Trump stealing silverware from the White House kitchen. Petaluma personally took an independent poll of Trump supporters, and he found that only 7% say that they woul…
Miley Cyrus says her bikini line injury from twerking has healed up nicely
A top Al-Qaeda spy is arrested watching the Yankees and the Astros at Yankee Stadium
The nation's number one lipstick is Cover Chick Cosmetic's 'Sultry'
It is so damn hot in Texas that a woman baked a loaf of bread in her mail box
Taylor Swift is the new spokeswoman for Non-knock-up™ birth control pills
King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium
The stand up comedian who invented the 'Punch Line' turns 99
After only one week on the market Ben and Jerry discontinues their Trump Banana Bigot ice cream
Khloe Kardashian admits that yes, she recently dated a Taliban hitman - but only once
The NRA member numbers continue to drop like rain from the sky
Sales of the Tesla Motors police cars are hitting astronomical proportions
The new Anson Mount 'Hell On Wheels' condoms are flying off the shelves
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