The United Kingdom's news agency, Ta Ta For Now News, reports that a secret text message was intercepted that was going from the KGB to President Vladimir Nikita Putin's chief of security.
The message stated that the pussy grabbing, tax evader, (aka Trump) is now at the very top of the KGB's "People To Kidnap List."
TTFNN's reporter Petula Tart stated that other individuals on the KGB "List" include Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giulinai, Sara "Tubby" Huckabee, Sean "Fred Flintstone" Hannity, and Ann "Horse Face" Coulter.
One person who was on the list but has since begin taken off is Kid Rock, who reportedly paid the KGB $2 million to have his name removed.
