The Supreme Court rules that March Madness has to remain in March

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 8 July 2023

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The Supreme Court has ruled.

The NCAA March Madness Rules & Policy Committee had been thinking about changing the college basketball tournament from March to May.

The committee stated that the weather would be better for the players, the fans, the cheerleaders, and the beer and hot dog vendors.

The matter went to the Supreme Court and they have now ruled that the college tournament will remain in the month of March.

The vote was 8 to 1, so the balls will continue to be dribbled in the month of March and not in the month of May.

SIDENOTE: After hearing about the ruling one college team, the Cheese State Ice Cats have stated that they may not attend the 2024 March Madness Tournament.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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