Three of Trump's cousins say that the evil bonehead needs to go to prison

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 14 July 2023

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Corky says if DJT ever grabs his sister Mona's beaver he'll shoot him in his baby pee-pee.

According to Timeless Magazine, Donald J.E. Trump, aka The Orange Shithead, is still the most hated man in the entire US of A.

Trump is more hated than Bernie Madoff, Charles Manson, O.J. Simpson, Greg Gutfeld, Ann Coulter, Bill Cosby, and Benedict Arnold.

Even three of the Trumptwit's own cousins have stated on the record that 'Old Baby Fingers,' needs to go to prison and spend the rest of his evil days making license plates and fighting off black inmates who hate him more than they hate ingrown beard hair.

Meanwhile the richest woman in American, Oprah Winfrey has gone on record saying that she hopes that Trump gets eaten up by a Florida crocodile.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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