The FBI has a video of Trump stealing White House silverware
Ipso Facto News writer Sinclair Petaluma, said the FBI has surveillance video of Trump stealing silverware from the White House kitchen. Petaluma personally took an independent poll of Trump supporters, and he found that only 7% say that they woul…
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Stormy Daniels says that Trump is one really messed up son-of-a-bitch
The woman who became famous for having her vajayjay grabbed by the former Golfer-In-Chief, Donald J. Erasmus Trump, says that she heard from a very reliable source that the racist bigot has been placed on suicide watch. Stormy would not reveal who…
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Three of Trump's cousins say that the evil bonehead needs to go to prison
According to Timeless Magazine, Donald J.E. Trump, aka The Orange Shithead, is still the most hated man in the entire US of A. Trump is more hated than Bernie Madoff, Charles Manson, O.J. Simpson, Greg Gutfeld, Ann Coulter, Bill Cosby, and Benedic…
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Trump has just picked Ted Cruz to be his vice-presidential running mate
Well ladies and gentleman, it is now official, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, who many are calling the "Teflon Racist" has just informed the news media that he has chosen Guatemala native Sen. Ted Cruz to be his official 2024 presidential election ru…
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After only one week on the market Ben and Jerry discontinues their Trump Banana Bigot ice cream
The biggest ice cream maker in the world, Ben and Jerry, has just announced that due to dismal sales, they are discontinuing their Trump Banana Bigot Ice Cream. A spokeperson for the creamery stated that only 29 pints were sold in the entire Unite…
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Trump and his WTF hairdo!!!
The US Hairstylists of America Union has just named Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's hairdo as being, "The Nation's Most Fucked Up Hairdo From Hell." Out of the 39,467 hair groomers who voted, a total of 39,439 voted for Trump, 13 voted for Bill Ga…
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Donald Trump announces he’s really Robert Redford — MAGA people buy it
MAGA - The Alternative Meanings Of The Infamous Initials
Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Pregnant?!
Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez record an anti-Trump song
The Mafia tells Trump if he has any sense he'll leave the US as effen soon as possible
Donald Trump finally grows some balls and admits that he has a daughter born out of wedlock
President Trump Finally Releases the Results of His IQ Test
Hank Williams Jr. Says If Donald Trump Was A Woman He’d Marry Her
Kimberly Guilfoyle expresses a desire to see all of her haters rot in hell
Trump has just been named to sit on the board of directors of The Proud Boys
If Evangelicals were truly honest . . .
Donald “The Amazing Golfer” Played 18 Holes and He Said He Shot a 62
My Pillow To Go Bankrupt Because of It’s Asshole CEO Michael Lindell
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind has just announced that Michael Lindell, CEO of the My Pillow Corporation, and man who would marry Donald Trump in a nano-second, is standing in deep dodo, as they say down in Arkansas. Lindell, who…
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A Central American cartel claims Trump asked them for a HUGE campaign donation
The Scuttlebutt Review is reporting that a very high profile Central American "candy" cartel has claimed that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump reached out to them, asking for a sweet donation of $10 million to fund his 2024 presidential campaign. Apr…
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Donald Trump wants trial delayed until after 2024 election
The twice impeached, twice indicted, accused rapist is too busy running for President of the United States to have to stand trial at this point in time. So his lawyers asked the Donald Trump-appointed judge to delay his trial until after the 2024 ele…
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Anti-Trump billboards spring up all over America
In the "No Fucking Kidding Department," anti-Trump billboards are popping up all over every state in the union. The QuinniPinni Polling Agency reports that Trump has become more hated than bastards such as Hitler, Hirohito, and Charles Manson.
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Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star gets vandalized for the 13th time in just the last 4 months
Innuendo reporter Sausalito Ole reports that the hooha grabber's Walk of Fame star has been vandalized again. Lucy Crowsteen, a spokesperson for the sidewalk group noted that since old "Baby Fingers" is so damn hated that they are not going to hav…
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The Goombalini family says Trump is toast
The New York Sunshine Observer has just reported that the Salvatore Goombalini crime family has let it be known that the minute that the pussy grabbing Trump sets foot in prison he will be toast. Sunshine Observer reporter Carmine Calatino, who kn…
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The Goombalini crime family is very close with the warden of Sing Sing Prison (where Trump is headed)
The notorious East Coast crime family, the Goombalini's, have just informed reporter Carmine Calatino, with The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper that they recently spoke with the warden of Sing Sing Prison. The Mafia family spokesman Piccolo S…
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Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Promotes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Newly Formed Committee
Washington, D. C.--Minority leader Kevin McCarthy today announced that Marjorie Taylor Greene, in light of her recent statement comparing mask wearing mandates nationwide to Jews being persecuted in Nazi Germany, would be reassigned from her committe…
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Anti-Trump campaign ads appear all over Iowa TV
Mystery has hit the national TV airwaves in Iowa. It seems that some unknown billionaire has spent millions of dollars paying for thousands of anti-Trump TV ads. A reporter with the Veni Vidi Vici News Agency stated that she tried to find out who…
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President Biden Says That Donald Trump Will Be Wearing An Orange Prison Jumpsuit By Christmas
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden was recently asked what he really thinks about the man who lived in the White House right before him. Can you be more specific? he asked. Yes sir, the Racist-in-Chief, came the reply. Oh, ok…
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Dairy Queen doesn’t want to get lost in a blizzard
Following a recent photo showing Trump at an Iowa Dairy Queen, we met a man who claimed he was the local store manager at a Burlington bus stop. Dressed in weathered and tattered clothing, each item bearing the signs of long and difficult days, and p…
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After Hurricanes Harvey, Irma, Maria, and the Earthquake in Mexico, God to Attend Anger Management Classes
HEAVEN--CNN reported today that God, after an intervention by Mary, Jesus, the Twelve Apostles, and Mother Theresa, will be attending anger management classes after his recent temper tantrums have devastated parts of the United States, the Caribbean,...
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Marjorie Taylor Green Says Trump Stole 47 Nude Photos of Her and She Wants Them Back
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who has dated Matt Gatez, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, Rudy Giuliani, and Ann Coulter, told the FBI that she wants the 47 naked photos of her that Trump stole from underneath her bedroom bed…
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After Hurricanes Harvey, Irma, Maria, and the Earthquake in Mexico, God to Attend Anger Management Classes
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President Biden Says That Donald Trump Will Be Wearing An Orange Prison Jumpsuit By Christmas
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Marjorie Taylor Green Says Trump Stole 47 Nude Photos of Her and She Wants Them Back
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Anti-Trump campaign ads appear all over Iowa TV
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Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star gets vandalized for the 13th time in just the last 4 months
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Trump and his WTF hairdo!!!
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Dairy Queen doesn’t want to get lost in a blizzard
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Stormy Daniels says that Trump is one really messed up son-of-a-bitch
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Three of Trump's cousins say that the evil bonehead needs to go to prison
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The FBI has a video of Trump stealing White House silverware
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My Pillow To Go Bankrupt Because of It’s Asshole CEO Michael Lindell
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Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Promotes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Newly Formed Committee
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Anti-Trump billboards spring up all over America
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The Goombalini family says Trump is toast
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The Goombalini crime family is very close with the warden of Sing Sing Prison (where Trump is headed)
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Trump has just picked Ted Cruz to be his vice-presidential running mate
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A Central American cartel claims Trump asked them for a HUGE campaign donation
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Another lie by Donald Trump
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Donald Trump wants trial delayed until after 2024 election
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After only one week on the market Ben and Jerry discontinues their Trump Banana Bigot ice cream
