Stormy Daniels says that Trump is one really messed up son-of-a-bitch

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 14 July 2023

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"My oh my, Stormy is one hot, sexy gal, Mmmm-Mmmm!" -PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN

The woman who became famous for having her vajayjay grabbed by the former Golfer-In-Chief, Donald J. Erasmus Trump, says that she heard from a very reliable source that the racist bigot has been placed on suicide watch.

Stormy would not reveal who the source is but info guru Andy Cohen says that he is 99.97% sure that the individual is Greg "The Swamp Monster" Gutfeld, who is the tax evader's only remaining friend.

Meanwhile, iNews reports that Trump was recently spotted walking on the beach at his Mar-a-Lago complex totally naked and wearing a red MAGA cap, and pink Venus Williams designer tennis shoes, while singing the old Helen Reddy song, "I Am Woman." ■

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