King Charles addresses the rumor that one of the Buckingham Palace royal guards is an Al-Qaeda terrorist

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 6 July 2023

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King Charles says the terrorist will be deported back to Afghanistan.

Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck first broke the story about a Buckingham Palace guard actually being an Al-Qaeda operative.

Buck said that he got the scoop from record producer and businessman Simon Cowell.

Cowell reportedly heard the rumor from his landscaper, who is originally from Afghanistan.

Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote met with King Charles and Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles, and in the interest of safety, the palace guard named Sham Tu Youseff has been relieved of his duty and is being interrogated by two members of Scotland Yard.

Meanwhile King Charles said that he will be replacing Youseff with a cousin of his ex-wife Princess Diane, Bernard F. Kryler.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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