It is so damn hot in Texas that a woman baked a loaf of bread in her mail box

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 14 July 2023

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The temperature in San Antonio recently hit 109 with a heat index of 113.

The Houston Citizen Review Newspaper reports that the temperatures in Texas are so damn high that a woman who resides in San Antonio actually baked a loaf of bread in her mail box.

Reporter Bijou Overdown spoke with Mrs. Flatonia Kibbanowski, 78, who decided to see if she could bake a loaf of bread in her mailbox - and low and behold, after placing the dough in the mailbox, 25 minutes later the loaf was ready.

She took the loaf inside her home, where she and her husband of 60 years, Oliver Kibbanowski, 81, and two of their grandchildren ate the loaf with Land of Lakes butter.

The four said that it was the best damn bread they had ever tasted.

SIDENOTE: Mrs. Kibbanowski says that next she plans to cook a T-Bone steak in her mailbox.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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