She said yes, but with exceptions.
No kissing. (She can still taste Donald Senior’s double-bubble-trouble gum.)
No hugging. (Stormy doesn’t know where Eric has been. He looks like a virgin, but looks can be … could you imagine anyone having sex with his father? For free, that is?)
Double-up those condoms. (Again, Eric doesn’t look clean, so double means no trouble, hopefully.)
And she’s asking for half a mill … wait, no the numbers are still coming in, the price has risen to half a billion! Wait to go, Stormy!
Also, Eric is not allowed to look Stormy in the eye, they have to face away from each other so as not to look at him.
For her: she’s not allowed to ask why Eric wants to walk in his father's footsteps. Weird and kinda incestuous, Eric, what?
Good luck, Stormy … don’t catch something you have to go to court for.
