Agatha Christie fell in love with Ted Bundy

Funny story written by Jake de Fake

Saturday, 8 April 2023

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"His desires for women drove me mad," says Agetha Christie.

Agatha Christie the famed mystery writer fell in love with Ted Bundy while writing a book on his exploits.

"I found the man to be dashing, a modern day Romeo," Christie continues, "Mrs. Maple would have loved him to bits."

Christie who found love with the prison inmate says he may or may not have committed the murders.

She claims to have written him love letters in prison. "I sent him a valentine card every year," proclaims Christie.

"I believe it was Jeffrey Dahmer that did away with those women that were chasing Ted," says Christie.

Did Agatha Christie get lost in fiction by accusing Dahmer and not Bundy of the murders? She claims to have the evidence, but unfortunately it's documented in one of her fictional books 'The Rooster And His Hens.'

Christie was set to lay bare her unconventional views in a novel, Love During Lockup.

Love During Lockup chronicles the ups and downs of six ordinary women who are in — or are pursuing — relationships with jailbirds, including a bachelor and a returning singleton who have a thing for convicts.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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