Elon Musk's latest creation is the Uber Motorcycle

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 19 June 2023

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Musk says his IQ is 259, whereas Trump's is 69.

Elon Musk is one very hard-working mogul. The father of the Tesla submarine, the Tesla dump truck, and the Tesla fighter jet, is now coming out with a Tesla Uber motorcycle.

This new creation is perfect for individuals like lawyers, doctors, accountants, and even judges who need to get from point A to point B quickly, safely, and cheaply.

It's not yet clear whether Elon has permission to use the Uber brand. But Elon subscribes to the philosophy of "it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission." - And what's one more lawsuit for this guy?

Musk's high ranking officials say that the business mogul is always thinking at 90 miles per hour. (If only his cars could sustain such speed for more than 20 minutes!)

Some have even said that they have been around him and they have actually seen smoke coming out of his ears most afternoons. (Was it 4:20?) ■

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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