Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss considering naming Tom Brady the new Lakers head coach

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 30 May 2023

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Jeanie says if Tom is as good a head coach as he is a boyfriend, the Lakers will take it all next season.

Hold on to your balls, folks! The Lakers of Los Angeles, under the ownership of the charismatic Jeanie Buss, are about to embark on a coaching adventure like no other!

In a jaw-dropping twist, Buss is considering appointing her brand new boyfriend as the head coach of the Lakers. Yes, you heard it right! This romantic rendezvous is taking a leap into the world of sports leadership.

Current Head Coach Darvin Ham, driven by a wild desire for change, has set his sights on a career shift from basketball to the unpredictable realm of politics. Rumor has it that he's eyeing the governorship in Sacramento, ready to bring his slam dunk energy to the Sunshine State.

But fear not, Lakers fans, because Jeanie Buss believes she has found the perfect candidate to lead the team to victory. Enter Tom "Terrific" (as Buss affectionately calls him). With his exceptional people skills, uncanny ability to handle players, fellow coaches, and even those quasi-giddy cheerleaders, he's primed to become the Lakers' ultimate coaching sensation.

Get ready for a courtside spectacles, sideline romantic gestures, and locker room shenanigans!■

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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