The last game of the Miami Heat vs. the Denver Nuggets NBA playoff series was held at Ball Arena in Denver.
One of the 19,909 fans in the stands was none other than Al-Qaeda leader Shaker Ali Poupon, who was dressed incognito in a Denver Nuggets basketball cap, a Colorado Rockies baseball jersey, and a Denver Broncos football Do Rag.
Poupon sat quietly in the very first row, where he drank five bottles of Coors Light Beer, two bag of popcorn, one bag of peanuts, and some WhataburgerShrimp.
Several fans who were sitting very close to him remarked that he spoke perfect English and they detected no Al-Qaeda accent whatsoever.
They noted that he did flirt with one of the sexy Nuggets cheerleaders and he ended up giving her $500 for a French kiss.
