Golfing's Holly Sonders is dating baseball's Albert Pujols

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 20 May 2023

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Holly has the sexiest golf bag Jose has ever seen!

Golfing's latest and hottest sensation, Holly Sonders, has found love on the green with none other than Major League Baseball's greatest designated hero, the recently divorced Jose Albert Pujols of the Los Angeles Dodgers.

After winning the Rancho Cucamonga Women's Invitational Tournament with a stunning score of 67, Holly celebrated her victory in style at L.A.'s notorious "The 2nd Base Bar" by indulging in a 64-ounce pitcher of mango Margaritas, accompanied by none other than the charming Dodgers star, Pujols.

In an exclusive interview with Leslie Putterwood from Golf Guide Illustrated Magazine, Holly couldn't contain her enthusiasm, declaring that she had fallen head-over-high-heels for Albert, who she claims is not only a baseball legend but also the reigning champion of French kissing. Holly can't wait to get to first base, Jose's hoping for a home run!

Meanwhile, Pujols, with his signature charm and broken English, gushed about Holly's undeniable allure, proclaiming, "Oh my, let me just say to you, Leslie, that Miss Holly has the most captivating smile and, uh, golf bag that I have ever laid eyes on. It's an absolute pleasure, amiga."

While the age difference between Albert, 43, and Holly, 34, may raise a few eyebrows, their shared passion for The Sopapillas Muchachas Band has forged an unbreakable bond between them. Rumor has it that their next date night will involve salsa dancing and serenading each other with their favorite mariachi tunes.

So, watch out for this power couple as they continue to conquer the sports world with their impressive skills, electrifying chemistry, and a love story that could rival any Hollywood blockbuster. The fairways and baseball diamonds will never be the same again!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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