King Charles III, reveals that Queen Elizabeth left $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 29 June 2023

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QE loved the exciting hustle play of little Jose Altuve who is only 5-foot-6-inches tall.

King Charles III, has just announced that his mum, Queen Elizabeth (aka Queen Lizzy) bequeathed $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team, the world champion Houston Astros.

The queen was very fond of Astros superstar Jose Altuve, who last year sent her four front row tickets to an Astros home game, which the queen attended with her son King Charles III, and Prince Harry and his gorgeously sexy wife Meghan Markle.

Buck House reported that Lizzy was so thrilled, excited, and honored at Jose's kind gesture that she sent him, one of her prized autographed 17th century Queen Anne crowns.

She asked the Venezuelan native for an autographed baseball.

Altuve not only sent her three autographed baseballs, he also sent her one of his autographed fielder's gloves, an autographed baseball bat, a pair of autographed baseball cleats, and one of his autographed crotch cups.

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