LAS VEGAS - (Spoof Sports) - The Las Vegas Roulette Gazette Newspaper has broken the story that two March Madness cheerleaders are in fact married to each other.
The two 'rah rah girls' have been cheering for Swamp State College in Louisiana for two years.
Reporter Ty Tickler, with The Roulette Gazette stated that he was tipped off by an ex-boyfriend of one of the two coeds.
The cheerleaders have been identified as Heather Drifty, 20 and Carrie Flamingo, 21, and they just recently celebrated their second wedding anniversary down in Tijuana, Mexico.
According to an eyewitness, during March Madness, the two were seen making out passionately in the parking lot of a local McDonalds, while dressed in their SSC cheerleader outfits.
Tickler reports that after speaking to Heather's ex-boyfriend, LaQuantrell Washington-Jefferson, he learned that in the marriage, Heather assumes the male role and Carrie assumes the female role.
SIDENOTE: Meanwhile the Sportsapalooza New Agency is reporting that the president of Swamp State College is considering expelling the married couple on grounds that it is just too darn distracting for the male SSC basketball players.
