A 101-year-old Texas oil billionaire marries an extremely gorgeous 22-year-old Dallas Cowboys cheerleader

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 14 June 2023

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...and just like that the new Mrs. Brookstocker's half comes out to $4.7 billion.

Sports Territory Magazine has just broken the story that one of the richest oilmen in Texas, Byron Bentley Brookstocker, 101, has married one of the most beautiful cheerleaders to ever cheer for the Dallas Cowboys.

The May-December pair were married in the exquisitely luxurious Lady Godiva 5-Star Hotel in St. Tropez, France.

Jilly Dominion, 22, sat atop a beautifully magnificent white $1.7 million Saddlebred horse, while Brookstocker sat in his $750,000 customized San VaVaVoom wheelchair.

The event was attended by over 3,000 people, including the owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones, Paul McCartney, Kate Gosselin, Demi Lovato, Lionel Richie, and Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Spanish matador Joaquin Gazpacho.

Music was provided by the heavy metal Irish band, WD-40, whose latest single titled "The Ballad of the Shamrock Apocalypse." is currently number 3 on The Top 99 Music Chart.

SIDENOTE: The wedding almost did not take place because Brookstocker's six adult children wanted for Jilly to sign a pre-nup and she told them that they could all go to hell in an Uber bus because she wasn't signing shit.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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