Bad Sign Language Could Lead to Short-Lived Illuminati Stardom
Michelle Yeoh and Jamie Lee Curtis won big at SAG awards, but their masters are not pleased! In the above photo, we can see Yeoh and Curtis trying to give each other the Illuminati hand sign, acknowledging their true lords and masters who make cel…
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Listerine Keeps Confessions Clean!
The American Department of Justice has realized that the CIA and FBI are both criminal cartels bigger and more powerful than any mafia, so they cannot be trusted with … THE LIST! So they sent me, Marlowe, no first name given, a private dick, to in…
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'Uncle Jesse' From Dukes of Hazzard On National Book Tour
Tyree, Mississippi - Jesse Duke came roaring into town today, not in a Dodge Challenger or an old beat-up red pickup, but in an unassuming Ford Taurus.
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A List of 10 Tweets From Famous People
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - This is a compilation of recent tweets written by various political, sports, and celebrity individuals. A LIST OF 10 TWEETS 1. TOM BRADY - I promise that I am going to be a damn good NFL sportscaster, even better…
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Adam Sandler Found Lost at Sea, Teen Declared "Savior"
Well, will these celebrities ever be careful traveling like this?? Writers and interviewers here at The Spoof have heard that comedian actor Adam Sandler, usually always laughing and cracking hilarious jokes, surprisingly was found sobbing in...
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Bridget Fonda DVD a hit with women everywhere
The name Fonda has long been synonymous with body confidence, so it should be no surprise to anyone that Bridget Fonda has released her own routine, which has been a hit with women fed up of being judged for the crime of aging and not wearing full ma…
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"There's Somebody At The Door!" Rod Hull Speaks From The Grave
Diego Maradona Killed in Car Crash, Radio Station Implicated.
Leah Remini Abruptly Reverses Her Condemnation of Scientology
Couple shocked that actress looks different to how she was twenty years ago
US Celebs Form New Country And Western Group
Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick Admits Staging Bum Fights
Boogers: they're finger-lickin' good!
Date for "Who Cares Day?" announced
De'Marquise Elkins and Charles Manson
Italian Navy Tows Jay Z and Beyonce's Yacht To Port For Smuggling Refugees.
In An Attempt To Boost Sagging Revenue New U.S. Postage Stamps Featuring Nude Female Celebrities Will Soon Be Available For Purchase
Selena Gomez Cancels Tour Under Doctor's Orders!
Still More Entainment News Gossip
In the country of Kenya, it has been reported that there have been over 1,000 babies born with the name of Barack Obama given by the parents, at least three of them girls. Interestingly enough, the number one name for boys in both the states of Nort...
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Not to Be Outdone by Female Vajazzling, Men Opting for Dickorating
The latest trend to come out of Hollyweird, California is a procedure called vajazzling, a procedure whereby lovely crystals are placed in various patterns and designs on the private areas of women. Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt is one of the first ce...
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Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Privately Said That if Donald Trump Wasn’t Married She’d be All Over Him Like Cheese on Macaroni
SAN FRANCISCO – Kimberly Guilfoyle was visiting old friends in “The Golden Gate City.” She was asked by a reporter with Telemundo about her romantic involvement with Donnie Trump Jr. She said that he hates being called Donnie because it makes...
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Aaron Rodgers takes to solitary confinement to get through some tough decisions
As reported by NBC Sports News, Mr. Rodgers will enter solitary confinement on Monday to assist him with important decisions he needs to make. Mr. Brady has expressed admiration for this manner of responding to quandaries affecting life's course.
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Consumers Frustrated by Lack of Celebrity Chef-Branded Foods on Supermarket Shelves
Chicago - According to focus groups conducted by the Grocery Manufacturers Association in Chicago, supermarket consumers are most dissatisfied with the shortage of food products available that are endorsed by celebrity chefs like Emeril Lagasse, Wolf...
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Patsy Palmer 'Livid' After Comic Relief Saggy Boob Jibe
In sensational scenes on 'Comic Relief Does the Apprentice' to be screened tonight, Patsy Palmer is seen attacking Ultimo Lingerie boss Michele Mone, with a DD underwired, padded bodyshaper after the multi-millionaire claimed that even her range of s...
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Sofia Vergara Denies That She Is Having Breast Reduction Surgery
HOLLYWOOD – The gorgeously sexy Colombian bombshell, Sofia Vergara, has stated that, contrary to rumors, that have been put out by the White House, she is not planning on getting a breast reduction. Vergara, who starred in the sit-com “Modern Fami...
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Marco Pierre White To Have Bandana Surgically Removed
Just in. (They actually woke me up from a lovely nap.) - Celebrity TV chef Marco Pierre White, who despite his exotic sounding name was actually brought up on a dead rough council estate in Leeds is to have his trademark bandana surgically removed on...
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Celebs Hot, News Not, Words Get Shorter
Yayahaoo News has reported that 90% of all news in “the near future” will become news about celebrities. Only. No more boring stories about fascist dictators, or who’s poisoning the environment, or who got assassinated by someone who has lots of m…
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Rod Hull is still alive and in witness protection
Former Children's TV presenter Rod Hull, the owner of Emu and the curliest hair on television is not dead. According to the history books, Rod Hull fell off the roof of his house while adjusting the aerial on his roof. "When we came up with tha...
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Celebrity discovers pot plants having intercourse
In a titanic effort to write a popular story, the infamous Queen Mary Jane Screws analysed the statistics and discovered that people's minds are occupied with celebrities, sex, and pot. She therefore resolved to research and report on the real truth...
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America's 'Statue Removal' Craze Triggers The Downfall Of An Icon
For over 50 years Ronald McDonald has been a symbol of family and fun spreading happiness to children of all ages around the world. But earlier today, thousands of Ronald McDonald statues across the globe were either taken down or covered with bla...
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Adam Sandler Found Lost at Sea, Teen Declared "Savior"
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Democrats to Build Commune
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Celebrity discovers pot plants having intercourse
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Patsy Palmer 'Livid' After Comic Relief Saggy Boob Jibe
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Marco Pierre White To Have Bandana Surgically Removed
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Not to Be Outdone by Female Vajazzling, Men Opting for Dickorating
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Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Privately Said That if Donald Trump Wasn’t Married She’d be All Over Him Like Cheese on Macaroni
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Aaron Rodgers takes to solitary confinement to get through some tough decisions
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Celebs Hot, News Not, Words Get Shorter
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Listerine Keeps Confessions Clean!
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'Uncle Jesse' From Dukes of Hazzard On National Book Tour
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Still More Entainment News Gossip
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Rod Hull is still alive and in witness protection
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America's 'Statue Removal' Craze Triggers The Downfall Of An Icon
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Consumers Frustrated by Lack of Celebrity Chef-Branded Foods on Supermarket Shelves
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Bloody Who?
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Sofia Vergara Denies That She Is Having Breast Reduction Surgery
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Bridget Fonda DVD a hit with women everywhere
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Bad Sign Language Could Lead to Short-Lived Illuminati Stardom
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A List of 10 Tweets From Famous People
