Selena Gomez Cancels Tour Under Doctor's Orders!

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Sunday, 22 December 2013

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Selena Gomez has announced that she is cancelling her tour overseas and will have tests ran to see what her problems are all about.

"I simply do not feel like that tour and I wanted it very much", she told reporters. "I don't know what is wrong. I hope to hear more from the tests."

Fans had noticed Gomez ending her performance a little earlier than usual and say that she sort of wound down in the last few songs.

"She did come back and do a special", stated one fan. "But I have seen her do two-three of those as the fans keep clapping."

A spokesman for Gomez said that he thinks the young lady is simply "run down". "Even a 21-year-old can get tired. She needs a break. This will be good for her."

"Fans have to see her as a human being, not a performing machine. I think most care a lot. If you'll send a message to her website, I'm sure she will appreciate it."

As for the health reports, more on that as we get them.

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