US Celebs Form New Country And Western Group

Funny story written by Auntie Matter

Monday, 7 October 2013

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Dis Goes Here and Dat Goes Der. Democracy!

Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, Tony Blair, George Bush And Barack O'Bama have formed a new Country and Western Band called Fuk-U-All.

And guess what? They have a new line-dance to go with it! Called "The Democracy".

Blair, of course, always wanted to be a pop singer and now that the press has suppressed all his crimes, as with the others, his dream has at last come true. Yee haa!

"Fuk" of course is the Tibetan name for Yak butter, "U" refers to a US federal tax return form and "All" is derived from a Gregorian chant.

Their first record is expected to reach Number One in the charts.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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