Countering the threats posed by artificial intelligence
Academics and futurists worldwide are warning of the potential dangers of artificial intelligence (AI), but the tiny East European republic of Szjlobovjia has taken a bold and decisive step towards neutralizing these threats. Beginning in Septembe…
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Unsolved mysteries: The unexplained Gulf Breeze UFO and D. B. Cooper
He was the first male, girl scout pilot to attempt flying across the Pacific Ocean. He was scheduled to land in Hawaii with a group of nine girl scouts who were to attend a summer camp in Honolulu. But the disappearance of American aviator Thomas…
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Colorado's infamous all-girl heavy-metal band Martie Martin & The Marijuana Mamas are headed to prison
Back in 2014 the all-girl band was caught in Milwaukee with 400 pounds of Durango Bango marijuana. Then in 2019, they were caught at O'Hare Airport in Chicago with $700,000 in counterfeit five dollar bills. And now Music Moments Magazine is rep…
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When the last Muslim Sultan surrendered Granada to Europe: Unraveling history's echoes in the modern day
On January 2, 1492, Abdallah Muhammad bin Ali, also known as Muhammad XII or Boabdil, the last Muslim sultan of Granada and head of the Nasrid dynasty, surrendered his city and handed over the keys of Islam to Europe—or so it appears. In an ironic…
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Lionel Richie Finally Apologizes for "Penny Lover"
Beverly Hills- After years of agonizing anticipation, music lovers around the world finally have received an apology from Lionel Richie for the recording and release of the 1983 song Penny Lover. When news of the mea culpa broke, fans slowly gath...
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The curious life of Charles Darwin
It's midnight, and wolves can be heard howling during a full moon. With a window open, the strong scent of lavender can be detected in the home of Robert Darwin's family. Mrs. Darwin is ready to give birth, and she's in labor pains. They have deci…
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Strip Club Owner Bans 'Pour Some Sugar On Me"
Jeff Lynne 'Oasis are Shit'!
A List of 10 Things About Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones
Florida Demands That The Rapper Known As Flo Rida Change His Name
Mo of the hillbilly band Mo & Jo is placed in handcuffs for semi-molesting Jo
Queen Elizabeth Reveals Her 3 Favorite British Bands of All-Time
Nickelback, S Club 7 and Jack Whitehall Announced as the 2015 Glastonbury Headliners
The Lead Singer For The Heavy Metal Band "Camel Toe" Reveals That The Lads Had Named Queen Elizabeth Their Honorary Royal Groupie
The Heavy Metal Band The Multiple Orgasms Releases Their First Album and It Shoots All The Way To #1
A Young Latina Singing Sensation Has More Instagram Fans Than Anyone Else In America, Including Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, and LeBron James
Dolly Parton Writes Song About How She Used to Be Poor Before She Was a Billionaire
Will Adrian Dunbar ever sing the Birdie song on Ridley?
Hackers leak new song lyrics for one of the Justins or possibly a Jonas
Hackers corrupted a leading Hollywood songwriter's computer today, causing a much-talked-about song to be leaked to the general public. Rumors are swirling in the music community that the song is to be sung by one of the Justins or possibly a Jonas.
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The British Band The Camel Toe Named The Best New Heavy Metal Band In The United Kingdom
LONDON - ( UK Satire) – The Brit Music Scene Magazine has just named The Best Heavy Metal Band of The Year. This year’s winner is Camel Toe, and the five lads that hail from Wimbledon beat out a field of 90 bands, including such popular bands as L…
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Glastonbury Festival Lite 2023
Michael Eavis today announced that Glastonbury Festival 2023 will be headlined by Arctic Monkeys and Guns N' Roses. They are set to join Sir Elton of John for the annual music festival. However, due to the current cost of living crisis, music-love…
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The List of 10 Rejected Country Music Band Names
Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine's Buck Yazoo stated that the world of country music has always been known for having colorfully traditional band names. He pointed out that some of these band names include Rascal Flatts, The Pirates of The Mississippi, Asleep At The Wheel, The Pistol Annies, and the legendary iconic band Bob Wills & The Texas Playboys. Buck said that back when he was attending Sol...
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ABBA To Get Back Together After Wife-Swap Stunt
ABBA, the Swedish supergroup who, in the 1970s took the music world by its knackers and gave them a damned good shake, are to get back together after a self-imposed break of more than 28 years in the pop wilderness - but with a couple of major change...
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The Popular Country Music Duo 'Florida Georgia Line' Is Changing It’s Name
NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – News coming out of “Music City” says that the highly popular country duo Florida Georgia Line has decided to change their name. The band, made up of Tyler Hubbard and Brian Kelley, are noted for their songs about beer-d…
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Britney Spears Will Be Recording a Song With Tony Bennett
HOLLYWOOD - (Music Satire) - In a shocking turn of events, legendary crooner Tony Bennett, 96, and "Toxic" hitmaker Britney Spears, 41, are reportedly joining forces for an upcoming duet. The two music icons will be recording a song entitled "Hey…
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New Johnny Cash Song Discovered About John Wayne - "A Boy Named Marion"
Johnny Cash historians have discovered a previously unknown Cash ballad amongst his files that might be his next posthumous hit. It appears to be a rewrite of his big '60's hit "A Boy Named Sue" that is a tribute to movie star John Wayne. Wayne's name at birth was actually Marion, normally a woman's name, which supposed caused him grief with his classmates in school. Cash seemingly saw the similar...
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Satanists claim that Beatles song "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" is a rip off!
A fanatical Satanist group have cast a "black demonic cloud" around the celebrations of John Lennon's 70th birthday. They claim that one of his and McCartney's songs was a devilish "rip off" and was stolen frome them by John. The song, "Lucy i...
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A Furiously Jealous Faith Hill Is Becoming The Wicked Witch of The South
FRANKLIN, Tennessee - A close unnamed friend of Tim McGraw and his wife Faith Hill has stated that the couple seem to be carrying on more and more like the Hatfields and McCoys. The source said that it all stems from Hill being upset at the fact t...
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J.Lo and Pitbull's Sexually Sultry Song Is The Number 1 Song In The Nation
LOS ANGELES - (Spoof Satire) - The American Research Group has just announced that the latest single by Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull has rocketed to the top of the charts, knocking all other songs out of the way like a bull in a china shop. The song…
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Beyonce's new opening act is the fantabulous Lap Rap Posse
The queen of hip hop, Beyoncé, has unveiled the highly-anticipated opening act for her upcoming "Sizzling Summer Fo Shizzle My Nizzle Tour." Taking the stage alongside Beyoncé is none other than The Lap Rap Posse, a dynamic band that features her…
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Black People Fed Up with Middle Class White Boys Singing in Faux Jamaican Accents
Tom Walker was born in Glasgow, but when he was three years old his family moved to the Cheshire town of Knutsford. He described his upbringing in a 'Glaswegian house' as his parents spoke in impenetrable accents. George Ezra Barnett was born in H...
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Satanists claim that Beatles song "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" is a rip off!
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Lionel Richie Finally Apologizes for "Penny Lover"
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ABBA To Get Back Together After Wife-Swap Stunt
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A Furiously Jealous Faith Hill Is Becoming The Wicked Witch of The South
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Black People Fed Up with Middle Class White Boys Singing in Faux Jamaican Accents
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The Popular Country Music Duo 'Florida Georgia Line' Is Changing It’s Name
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Taylor Swift’s Cat Records Album
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Countering the threats posed by artificial intelligence
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Unsolved mysteries: The unexplained Gulf Breeze UFO and D. B. Cooper
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Colorado's infamous all-girl heavy-metal band Martie Martin & The Marijuana Mamas are headed to prison
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New Johnny Cash Song Discovered About John Wayne - "A Boy Named Marion"
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The List of 10 Rejected Country Music Band Names
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The British Band The Camel Toe Named The Best New Heavy Metal Band In The United Kingdom
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Glastonbury Festival Lite 2023
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Britney Spears Will Be Recording a Song With Tony Bennett
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J.Lo and Pitbull's Sexually Sultry Song Is The Number 1 Song In The Nation
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Hackers leak new song lyrics for one of the Justins or possibly a Jonas
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Beyonce's new opening act is the fantabulous Lap Rap Posse
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When the last Muslim Sultan surrendered Granada to Europe: Unraveling history's echoes in the modern day
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The curious life of Charles Darwin
