Beyonce's new opening act is the fantabulous Lap Rap Posse

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 29 May 2023

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"Beyonce definitely puts the hip in hip hop." -ANDERSON COOPER

The queen of hip hop, Beyoncé, has unveiled the highly-anticipated opening act for her upcoming "Sizzling Summer Fo Shizzle My Nizzle Tour."

Taking the stage alongside Beyoncé is none other than The Lap Rap Posse, a dynamic band that features her Houston-based cousin, LaYo Klondyke.

With a string of chart-topping hits under her belt, Queen Bey has captured the hearts of millions with tracks like "Hymm For The Weekend of Bedroom Fun," "The Dreadlock Diary of a Time-Traveling Rapper," "Qo', nuqneH? I Can Freestyle in Klingon," "The Basketball Blues in Your Pants," and "If My Thighs Could Talk, They'd Keep You Up All Night."

In a recent collaboration, Beyoncé joined forces with her husband, Jay-Z, to create a captivating anthem titled "Yo Yo Y'all We Be Chillin'and Stuff Fa Sho."

But Beyoncé's talents don't stop there. She has also secured a starring role in the highly-anticipated Tri-Moon motion picture, "The Legend of The Black Cinderella," alongside a star-studded cast including Tyson Beckford, Rihanna, LeBron James, and Oprah Winfrey.

Adding to her ever-expanding empire, Beyoncé is set to launch her own line of captivating fragrances, aptly named Eau Du Beyoncé's Scent - Money Well Spent Perfume, offering a tantalizing blend of sensuality and allure. ■

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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