Celebrity bodily fluids going going – raaaaaaaalph!
Love celebrities, dontcha? What would you do to own a piece of your fav star? Or rather, what part of your fav star would you like to own? Well, ever since Lady Gaga got puked on with green liquid — and blew the house down, raising the bar for oth…
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Lady Gaga Sharted – Fans Go Wild and Shit Themselves in Support
Miami Beach, Botswana, Lady Gaga had a sold out concert last night, and this reporter had a blast to see history in the making … but it’s not why you think! As Gaga was singing “Po-po-po-po-pokerface …” she sharted. (A combo between a fart and…
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Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver
London bus driver Theopholis Papadopuolos McMurphy today re-ignited the controversy over whether or not Lady Gaga has a penis, by tossing a new theory into the mix. McMurphy postulated the theory that Lady Gaga's penis isn't really a penis at all,...
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Lady Gaga Says She Does Not Have a Penis
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – For years and years, many pundits and fans have speculated that Lady Gaga was really a male who managed to suppress her male member. Lady Gaga says she has denied that rumor at least 3,000 times. She told RumorLand News…
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Lady Gaga cross-breeds chicken with peacock to form human-life sized egg
Backstage at Lady Gaga's interview with Jay Leno on Valentine's Day there was some undiscovered footage of their conversation behind the scenes. Although he had questioned her publicly about her outfits and get-up at the Grammy's one day prior to the...
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Lady Gaga Added to Periodic Table of Elements
Chemist Richard Christie recently discovered the latest addition to the Periodic Table of Elements-GaGa or as his geek friends call it gaganesium. After his historic discovery, Christie promised himself and the world that he would honor the great...
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Religious Leaders Reveal Lady Gaga is Reincarnation of Prophet Mohammed
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Divorce Inevitable
Reg Bond Reveals Why He Quit As Lady Gaga's Bodyguard And Went Home To Burnley
Lady Gaga & Lindsay Lohan to do Movie, "Stewball"
Lady Gaga Reveals That Donald Trump Molested Her When She Was Only 27-Years-Old
Lady Gaga Records An X-Rated Winter Olympics-Themed Song
Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber Tell ABC They are Basically Shy People
Lady Gaga To Star In “WTF? - The Bruce Jenner/Caitlyn Jenner Story"
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Taylor Swift Wins AMA Artist of the Year Again While Fully Clothed
Madonna Demands That Lady Gaga Pay Her Royalties
Lady Gaga Sues Madonna, Ace of Base for Plagiarism. " 'La Isla Bonita and 'Don't Turn Around' Sound Exactly Like Alejandro!'
Popular recording artist Lady Gaga, voted 'Most Respected Artist of The Decade' by AutoTune Afficionado magazine, is suing some of the biggest names in music, but for good reason. They are stealing Gaga's records. The suit filed in Federal Cour...
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Lady Gaga's vagina vanishes at lollapalooza
Last night after performing at the Lollapalooza festival and doing a careless perilous stage dive. Lady Gaga got very sick. First aid paramedics at the scene thought it was either a kidney stone or perhaps a gall bladder infection. As the pain worse...
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Lady Gaga and Kate Gosselin Were Spotted Sunbathing Down in Cozumel, Mexico
COZUMEL, Mexico – (Satire News) - Singer Lady Gaga and reality show princess Kate Gosselin were spotted sunbathing in the nude at the Eva Longoria Commemorative Beach, down in the Mexican resort town of Cozumel. TMZ recently reported that there we…
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Lady Gaga Responds To The Fat Comments
DETROIT - Lady Gaga was sitting backstage in her dressing room after just having performed at The Carburetor Coliseum. She was asked about the fact that the venue had not been sold out and if that concerned her. The New York native put down her...
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Bad Romance: So What's the Skinny?
Given the assignment to write about the subject of Bad Romance, spoof reporter Gail Farrelly grabbed her trusty tape recorder and set out to collect the opinions of a number of experts in the field. A meticulous researcher, Farrelly went to the ends of the earth and beyond to get the whole scoop. Here are her findings -- expressed in direct quotes from the interviewees, who were asked: What...
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Lady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest
Lady Gaga has almost completed an on-line course to become a priest, capable of marrying homosexual couples at her concerts. As a devout Catholic, this has angered the Roman Catholic church in two regards. "First off," said bishop Lee Basher, a...
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Lady Gaga's Sudden Desire For Nudity Is Due To Miley Cyrus
NEW YORK CITY - Many of Lady Gaga's closest friends are starting to express concern over the Lady's well being. One unnamed friend stated that she has never seen Lady G as obsessed with nudity as she is at the present time. The friend blames it...
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Lady Gaga Ties Burlington Bertie's Bow In Savoy Hotel Love Tryst
Okay, that was what several London tabloids were reporting yesterday. But is it true? "Absolutely not, it's a bunch of hooey," said Lady Gaga, who gave an exclusive interview to a Spoof reporter who happened to spot the famous duo sharing a cupp...
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Lady Gaga - "I love the rumor that I have a penis"
In a recent interview, Lady Gaga admitted she just loves the rumors that she has a penis (hmm okay). Despite clearing up speculation as to whether or not she's a man or woman, she (Lady Gaga) says the rumors keep erecting (LOL). But the tough stuf...
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Lady Gaga had a relationship with Father
Lady Gaga never wanted to speak out about Father until now when her manager advised her to tell people her side of the story. "I encouraged her to tell people where it hurts, so she can experience self hypnotherapy, and the world will see her a...
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Man With The World's Smallest Penis Claims Lady GaGa Showing Off In New Video
The man with the world's smallest penis was hopping mad yesterday after seeing a copy of a bootleg video of Lady GaGa in the nude. "Well GaGa me with a spoon", stated Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name). "She only made that video to make me ma...
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'Meateor' delivers Lady Gaga's new alien outfit
London - Carnivore chic fans said today that a meteor (sic) carrying up to 100 metres of subtle flesh-toned alien scrag-end beef jerky was seen streaking across UK skies last night. Witnesses jammed police switchboards with reports that the galact...
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Lady Gaga claims she is bigger than Madonna
Lady Gaga claims she is bigger than Madonna but she is only 5ft 1", while Madonna is 5ft 4" tall, three inches taller. When advised of the height difference she said "I am still bigger than Madonna I weigh 110lbs, whereas Madonna weighs only 100lb...
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A List of 10 Really Weird Trivia Facts
Stand-up comedian Zydeco Dupree has compiled a list of 10 really strange trivia facts. He wants to thank Lady Gaga, Tim Duncan, Maria Sharapova, and Black Kitty Meow Meow for each contributing one of the items. A OF 10 REALLY WEIRD TRIVIA FACTS…
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Man With The World's Smallest Penis Claims Lady GaGa Showing Off In New Video
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Lady Gaga claims she is bigger than Madonna
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Lady Gaga - "I love the rumor that I have a penis"
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Lady Gaga Sues Madonna, Ace of Base for Plagiarism. " 'La Isla Bonita and 'Don't Turn Around' Sound Exactly Like Alejandro!'
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Lady Gaga's vagina vanishes at lollapalooza
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Lady Gaga cross-breeds chicken with peacock to form human-life sized egg
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Bad Romance: So What's the Skinny?
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Lady Gaga had a relationship with Father
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Lady Gaga Sharted – Fans Go Wild and Shit Themselves in Support
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Celebrity bodily fluids going going – raaaaaaaalph!
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Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver
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Lady Gaga Added to Periodic Table of Elements
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Lady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest
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'Meateor' delivers Lady Gaga's new alien outfit
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Lady Gaga Ties Burlington Bertie's Bow In Savoy Hotel Love Tryst
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Lady Gaga Responds To The Fat Comments
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Lady Gaga's Sudden Desire For Nudity Is Due To Miley Cyrus
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Lady Gaga and Kate Gosselin Were Spotted Sunbathing Down in Cozumel, Mexico
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Lady Gaga Says She Does Not Have a Penis
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A List of 10 Really Weird Trivia Facts
