HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily is reporting that Tri-Moon Films in association with Lion’s Face Pictures will soon begin production on the motion picture “WTF? The Bruce Jenner/Caitlyn Jenner Story."
The film is based on the autobiography by Jenner titled, “Yes, I Have To Admit It – Sometimes I Do Miss By Pee-Pee and My Nuts a Little Bit.”
The film will be directed by noted Italian director Luigi Luigiani, and will be shot on location in El Segundo, California, as well as in Duck Dung, Alabama, and Mexicali, Mexico.
According to Macadamia Honeysuckle with LaLaLand Daily, the part of Jenner will be played by Lady Gaga, who is having to learn how to overly swish and sway and say phrases like, “Gosh, these high heels are killing my size 14 feet,” “Does this bra make me look fat?” and “If you play your cards right sailor, I’ll let you get to third base real damn quick.”
Interestingly enough the part of Kim Kardashian will be played by Kourtney Kardashian, the part of Khloe Kardashian will be played by Sofia Vergara, and the part of Kourtney Kardashian will be played by Britney Spears, who will be wearing a long black wig.
The producers say that they are still trying to cast the part of Kanye West, but added that they are leaning towards either Snoop Dogg, Kawhi Leonard, or rapper Yo Yo Afro Woke.
Meanwhile, Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner will be played by Eva Longoria.
Luigiani revealed that Robert Kardashian, LeBron James, Black Kitty Meow Meow, and Vice-President Kamala Harris will all be portraying themselves.
SIDENOTE: The film will most probably receive an X-rating due to the very weird-as-hell scene with Lady Gaga, the woodchuck, the inflatable Madonna doll, and the naked circus midget.
