Golf Spoof News

29 April 2025

PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots

The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff after a player's tee shot. "We'll be cracking down hard," stated Bunker Hozelslicer, the new Director of Fans Yelling Out Stupid Stuff. Apparently, the new rules go w…

Read full story

The Sexy LPGA Golfer Paige Spiranac Turns Down $4 Million To Pose Totally Naked In a European Men's Magazine

PARIS, France - (Sports Satire) - One of the most beautiful female atletes in the history of female athletes, has just turned down a very, very lucrative offer to pose in her birthday suit for a leading men's adult magazine. Paige Spiranac was off…

Read full story

Golfing Beauty Paige Spiranac Returns To The Ladies PGA With Her Sizzling Hot Glam and Sex-Appeal

AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – The world of women's golf is extremely excited as one of it’s former members has returned and caught the attention of the viewing public. Paige Spiranac, the 28-year-old Colorado sexpot, is back and she is play…

Read full story

Golfing Sensation Holly Sonders' Loves When It Goes In the Hole, And Out, And Back In Again

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof Sports) - The LPGA is buzzing with news of Holly Sonders, the latest sensation in women's golf. Leslie Putterword, a senior writer for Golf Guide Illustrated Magazine, has dubbed Sonders as one of the hottest and sexiest gol…

Read full story

Tom Brady says he's fallen in love with LPGA golfing beauty Holly Sonders

Hold onto your golf clubs and football helmets because the world of sports has been thrown into a whirlwind with the unexpected love affair between legendary quarterback Tom Brady and LPGA golfing sensation Holly Sonders. It's a match made in the mos…

Read full story

Golfing's Holly Sonders is dating baseball's Albert Pujols

Golfing's latest and hottest sensation, Holly Sonders, has found love on the green with none other than Major League Baseball's greatest designated hero, the recently divorced Jose Albert Pujols of the Los Angeles Dodgers. After winning the Rancho…

Read full story

Fidel Castro to retire to the U.S.

Eddie Murphy stars in a Hilarious Movie about Golf and it's Downfalls

A Saudi Arabian Prince Proposes To LPGA Beauty Paige Spiranac

Donald John Trump Hits 300 Pounds and It Now Takes Him 7 Hours To Play 18 Holes of Golf

Donald Trump Says He'd Like To Lead 2021 Ryder Cup Team

Micheal Jordan Orders a Fleet of Lamborghini Golf Carts

Ever wonder why golfers dress like amateur clowns? Here you go!

Rory Takes Another Swing at Wozniacki!

Trump Promises He'll Never Tell Another Lie...Yeah Right, And The Sun Will Never Shine Again Either

PGA Challenges Hypocrites Who joined LIV Golf Tour

Tilly the traveler - Massive Gator 'Big Don' at Florida Golf Course

Colin Montgomerie To Become Fattest Europe Ryder Cup Captain

Tiger Woods Fart Rule Imposed By PGA

In light of the recent revelations, the PGA Tour Judges have decided to impose the so-called "Tiger Woods Fart Rule" and add it under Section 1, Paragraph 7 "Players conduct while on the golf course." This is the section which concerns walking between a player and the hole on the green or casting a shadow across the path of the ball to the hole while on the green, etc. Whenever anyone is abo...

Read full story

Pro Golfer Will Dress Exactly Like A UPS Delivery Person

Florida - (Sporting Spoof) New Saudi-backed LIV pro golf league will be getting a big brown package delivered, in the form of a pro golfer that looks exactly like a UPS delivery person. UPS sponsored golf pro, Louis Oosthuizen, has agreed to wear…

Read full story

The Ladies Professional Golfers Association’s First Transgender Player Easily Wins Her Very First Tournament

AUSTIN, Texas – (Sports Satire) – The Turnstile Review has broken the story on the very first transgender golfer to play in the LPGA. Buckaroo Kazoo with TS spoke with the gorgeously sexy Margie Musketelli, 27, who easily won the Austin 16 Ladies…

Read full story

Zombie Ivana is Stealing Donald’s Balls

Ivana Trump’s grave has been moved on Donald’s golf course. Problem: the bitch ain’t dead! Witnesses have said that during a full moon, if their balls land anywhere near Ivana’s grave, she reaches up out of the ground and snatches the ball – wreck…

Read full story

Michelle Wie Inducted into World Golf Hall of Fame

KOCHI, Japan - Depressed and disheartened after she missed the cut for the 11th time in 12 professional men's events, after a nervous 80 left her at 17-over par at the Casio World Open, Michelle Wie got a little something to cheer her up: induct...

Read full story

Donald “The Amazing Golfer” Played 18 Holes and He Said He Shot a 62

AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – Donald Trump recently told one of his girlfriends that he has never enjoyed playing golf more than now that he doesn’t have the added stress of having to run the country. Maria (Bartiromo) commented that she ha…

Read full story

Breaking news…

Follow The Spoof on Twitter

News Feeds (RSS)

Interested in writing your own spoof news stories like these?

Yes, tell me more!

Seven day catch up

Check out anything you've missed with the archive:

Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?

Although everyone has noticed that the post November 2009 Tiger Woods has not been the same on the golf course, they have put it down to all his troubles off the golf course. "I think it's more than that", stated one Source. "I can't believe Elin...

Read full story

The LPGA Finally Agrees To Allow It’s Female Golfers To Wear Bikini Swimsuits

ATLANTA – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the LPGA powers-that-be have finally gotten with the program and they are going to implement a clothing policy that media experts say will increase TV viewership by at least 700%.

Read full story

The LPGA’s Sex Goddess Paige Spiranac Agrees To Pose Naked In A Men’s Magazine

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Many golfing writers, enthusiasts, and fans all agree that the best thing to ever happen to the Ladies Professional Golf Association is namely one hot, sexy, gorgeously delicious babe named Paige Spiranac. The big…

Read full story

LPGA’s Sensational Sexy Sexpot Paige Spiranac Gets Invited To The White House After Winning The Indianapolis Invitational

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki has informed the White House Press Corps that President Biden and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden have invited the stunningly sexy pro lady golfer Paige Spiranac to the White House…

Read full story

Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Masturbation Accident

The world of professional golf was on tenterhooks tonight, after the former world number one player, Tiger Woods, was reported to have been admitted to hospital in a critical condition after being seriously injured whilst 'spanking his monkey'. Wo…

Read full story

Reporter Finds Bob Dylan Really Likes Golf

HILTON HEAD ISLAND-S.C. Put your doubts aside. Folk singer Bob Dylan has admitted that he really likes to play golf. "There is nothing like a round of golf to release tension before a show," the 65-year old musician said. "I wish the r...

Read full story

Tiger Woods Signs A Condom Deal

JUPITER ISLAND, Florida - Golfing gigolo Tiger Woods has just announced that he has agreed to be the spokesman for a brand new line of condoms that will be available at drugstores, convenience stores, and retail stores throughout America within the m...

Read full story

Lee Westwood Calls American Ryder Cup Captain Paul Azinger A "Wanker"

Beaten European Ryder Cup golfer Lee Westwood, complained bitterly today about the ungentlemanly conduct of the galleries at the Valhalla course, and described US team captain Paul Azinger as a "wanker". Westwood, from Sheffield, was speaking afte...

Read full story

Funny Golf Headlines

Search all Golf spoof news…