Man Marries Right Hand
In a move that confuses and astounds those both for and against the hotly debated gay marriage issue, Peter Jerkinson married his own right hand earlier this morning in his hometown of Las Vegas, Nevada.
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Stunning Stat: 5 percent of Americans Virgins on Wedding Day
New York - Statisticians and researchers are scratching their collective heads over this one - as many as five percent of Americans have not had sexual relations prior to their marriage. A visibly shaken President Bush has vowed to work with Congres...
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Same-Sex ruling lets Iowa's secret liberal history out of the closet
Iowa City, Iowa -- News of the recent Iowan Superior Court ruling in favor of same-sex marriages may have come as a surprise to many in the nation, but not to native Iowans. In fact, few outside Iowa know of its liberal reputation and only that of it...
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103 Reasons Not To Get Married!
"When you're single…" 1. You get the whole couch to yourself. 2. There's half as much housework, cooking, and cleaning to do. 3. You can watch whatever TV channel you like, without arguments. 4. You can get home from work at whatever time you like. 5. You get to eat the whole "meal for two" by yourself. 6. There are fewer important birthdays (spouse, kids, spouse's parents, etc)...
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Ellen Degenarate Marries Greek Porn Star
Cypruss Gardens, Grease (IP) - Famous American comedienne Ellen Degenerate married famous Greak porn star Hetera Phobia in a huge outdoor ceremony. Many readers will remember Hetera Phobia from a scandalous incident where she was deported from Holla...
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Rapper Eminem changes name to M&M, Mars Candies Sues
DETROIT - Marshall Mathers III, aka dangerous notorious gangster rapper Enimem celebrated his re-re-RE-marriage to estranged wife Kimberly Mathers by formerly changing his name to "M&M" prompting the makers of the REAL bite sized ca...
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Woman Marries Herself
Britney Spears' secret marriage to Adolf Hitler
Obama signs executive order to require same-sex marriage for federal workers
Pinochle Marriage Rules to be Changed
Kentucky Court Clerk Nearing Completion of Preparations for Martyrdom Speaking Tour
Nashville Man Does Wrong Thing In Nick of Time
Norma Snockers to marry Ivor Biggun Junior
The Long Running Daytime Soap Opera, The Young & The Restless is Getting a New Name
New Definition Of Torture: Vaginaless Marriage
Justin Theroux Having Second Thoughts About Marrying Jennifer Aniston
Carrie Underwood Denies Divorce Rumors
Little Divot Couple Have Row, Husband Delighted With Outcome
Taylor Swift and Anson Mount get matching tattoos
Songstress Taylor Swift and Wild West actor Anson Mount recently got matching tattoos on a visit to Deadwood, South Dakota. The matching tattoos spell out "His & Hers." The couple have become very, very close and the "M" word has been menti…
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Saudi Arabian man has four wives?
A man who calls himself a “trophy husband” has revealed that not only does he have four female friends, but they all work. They were able to pay their mortgage in just three years. A typical monogamous union with two partners would take 43 years to p…
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Renee Zellweger Finally Reveals The Reasons Why She Had Her Marriage To Kenny Chesney Annulled
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Renee Zellweger was vacationing down in sunny old Mexico with an old high school friend from Katy, Texas identified as Palapita Underhook. While sunning at the beach in front of The El Super Matador Hotel Zellweger, who wa...
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George Clooney Secretly Marries Heidi Klum
Surprising even the most diligent of paparazzi and scab entertainment reporters alike, a recent announcement from Las Vegas tells of a secretive private wedding between movie box office sensation George Clooney and former super model turned cable tel...
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Husband and Wife Of 20 Years Discover They Are Brother And Sister
Spokane WA: Bill and Millie Roth, married 20 years discovered today that they share the same father. The Roth's were having DNA tests to discover who was more compatible for their 18 year old son who needed a kidney transplant. The DNA results, w...
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Shocker: Hollywood Couple Marries BEFORE Having Kids
UN-BEE-LIEV-ABLE! One perplexed teen proclaimed. "I don't understand this at all," he continued. "Uh, why get married FIRST? That's the question," he said. I mean, if you want kids, shouldn't you have your girlfriend pop out one or two before you...
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Man With Two Knobs Seeks Second Marriage.
Dick Phillpot, the only man in the UK with two knobs wants the bigamy laws changed to enable him to marry a second time. "I'm too much for one woman. Doris tries her best but she gets knackered just as number 2 is waking up. If I could take a second...
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Lady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest
Lady Gaga has almost completed an on-line course to become a priest, capable of marrying homosexual couples at her concerts. As a devout Catholic, this has angered the Roman Catholic church in two regards. "First off," said bishop Lee Basher, a...
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French scientists: Heterosexual houseflies pair up and remain faithful
A team of scientists at France's Lyons University has found that houseflies, just like humans, fall in love and live in twosomes. Unlike humans though who often remarry after the death of a spouse, houseflies find the loss of a partner so immense...
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If Beehive Clothing Sold Eternal Companions
By way of explanation, Beehive clothing is the name of the store where Mormons buy their temple clothing (outside of Utah, they are generally attached to LDS temples). They also believe that marriage within one of their temples is "for all eternity" and not "until death do up part." This short vignette, which can be performed as a reader's theatre or play, is based on...
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Man Marries Right Hand
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Man Marries Horse in Strange Wedding
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Husband and Wife Of 20 Years Discover They Are Brother And Sister
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Ellen Degenarate Marries Greek Porn Star
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Same-Sex ruling lets Iowa's secret liberal history out of the closet
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