Recently, the world has watched the arrest of the Presidential Bro for possession of marijuana, admired the bong from which Olympic champion Michael Phelps smoked. But a much more wide-reaching wave of of indifference has spread out from these events.
On a daytime television show aimed at empowered women, Whoopi Goldberg and fellow hostesses announced that smoking pot is great for keeping up your appetite. After this announcement, the ladies took a few moments to parade around the stage and display the sometimes wiggly, sometimes jiggly effects of a healthy appetite.
Outside, on the streets, the general public stood up as one and proclaimed from coast to coast, "Damn right I inhaled!"
The World Witch Craft Federation (WWCF) has announced that as soon as the population of the country is ready to party, they have millions of hunter-gatherers poised to handle all of their quality smoking requirements.
