One of the largest oil deposits in North America was recently discovered by Exon Mobile under an apartment house in Trenton New Jersey.
The House is owned by a Mr. CHIN LU , an Immigrant from China who had just recently purchased the home from one "LUCKY" Giuseppi Fucinella.
Fucinella -- weary of the incessant cold weather in the Norh East -- had sold the house to Mr. Lu for 70,000 dollars and was off on his merry way to the warmth of the Florida Winter .
Just a week later, a satellite Infra red photograph revealed a Huge deposit of Light Sweet crude right under the plastic swimming pool in Fucinella's former back yard.
Mr. Lu speaks very little English and when told that he had become an instant Billionaire all he could say was "Dial no work - me fix - you wait me fix nest week, plenty plenty heat - you wait"
Lu's teenage son was called to translate and heatedly confronted his confused father "Yo Fool, turn up the F$#%^Heat -- We F%%^ Rich".
When contacted a spokesman for Exon Mobile had this to say "You wait , we fix -- soon you see, we fix"
Drilling begins next week
