King Charles and President Biden sign 'The Anti-Terrorist Pact"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 6 July 2023

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"The terrorists are toast." -ANDERSON COOPER

Word filtering out of Buckingham Palace is that King Charles III, and President Joe Biden have agreed to sign what they are calling the "US/UK Anti-Terrorist Pact."

According to Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote, the pact states in no uncertain terms that should either the US or the UK be attacked by terrorists then both countries will immediately attack the SOB, evil heathens.

King Charles told the BBC that a Buckingham Palace royal guard recently caught an Isis terrorist trying to break into the palace kitchen.

Meanwhile President Biden states that a Taliban operative was recently apprehended while on one of the amusement park rides at Disneyland in Anaheim, California.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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