A new book alleges that the infamous pirate Jean Lafitte was a bi-buccaneer

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 27 June 2023

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Lafitte shown at a gay masquerade party in Key West.

Press Extra reports that the notorious buccaneer Jean Lafitte, who was known as "The Terror of The Gulf" was actually bi-sexual.

The pirate who terrorized the gulf region from Galveston (Texas) to Key West (Florida), during the early 1800's is alleged to have liked the ladies and also the dudes.

Nick "The Plank" Rillavellio is the author of the book titled, "If You Shiver Me Timbers - I'll Scupper Your Uppers."

In Chapter 2, the author writes that Lafitte enjoyed the fact that his mother had named him after her sister Jean DuPill, who used to play jump rope and jacks with Jean The Swisher, as President James Madison referred to him.

In Chapter 5, it is learned that Lafitte loved wearing pirate panties that he purchased at a famous lingerie shop in the Lesser Antilles.

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