Putin playing Mickey-Mouse games with nuclear bombs

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 17 June 2023

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Next stop is Buckingham Palace! Here we come! Ready or not!

The little guy is putting on high heels to give him the appearance of strength and power by using nuclear bomb threats against the West.

“See me? I may be losing the war against Ukraine, but I can always win by using my nuclear bombs. So keep your distance, western forces, or else.”

Actual schoolyard bully tactics.

Russia, listen up: Land of Tolstoy, Stravinsky, Lenin, Peter the Great, Prokofiev, Balanchine, Dostoevsky, and Rasputin, don’t let this squeaker destroy the world. Take the schoolyard bully by the scruff of the neck and send him to the billion-dollar villa he constructed using his civil servant’s pay.

Yes, it seems it’s time for Vladimir Putin’s early retirement. Whenever the nuclear buzzword threat is introduced as a last resort to fend off failure, it’s time to sing Goodnight Irene.

Invading Ukraine was a clear act of aggression against a neighbor. It’s like a food truck trying to invade Buckingham Palace. Okay, Russia, don’t get your nose out of joint. Maybe Russia isn’t exactly like a food truck, but it’s the metaphor that counts. Okay, it's mixed. But in this case, it's the size that means everything.

Message from Mickey-Mouse: Quit using me as an example of small stuff.

Reply: Right! Okay!

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