Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, also known as 'Punchable Face' to his detractors, has once again bailed out on his Canadianistic duties at home, and left the country for the eighth time in less than 6 months.
So far Trudeau has ditched his igloo in sunny Ottawa and traveled to Mexico, the Bahamas, the U.S. (twice), the U.K., South Korea, Japan, and now Ukraine. Granted, some of it involved the G-7 hoodlum club, and the coronation of Jolly King Charles, but the rest?
This is indicative of how much travelling the Canuck Slacker takes part in year after year, aboard nice, big, polluting airliners, despite lecturing everyone else on the dangers of pollution causing world-wide climate change.
Hm. World-wide climate change, too many flights. Could Justin T. be solely responsible for Earth's climate change woes? Maybe. Let's see where he's flown to since 2015 (source: Wikipedia):
Turkey, Philippines, U.K., Malta, France, Switzerland, U.S., Japan, Poland, Ukraine, China, Israel, Belgium, Cuba, Argentina, Peru, Liberia, Madagascar, Germany, Italy, Ireland, Vietnam, India, Latvia, Armenia, Singapore, Mali, Costa Rica, Ethiopia, Kuwait, Senegal, Netherlands, Rwanda, Spain, Cambodia, Indonesia, Thailand, Tunisia, Jamaica, Bahamas, and South Korea.
Geez. All that's missing is Latveria, Wakanda, and Themyscira!
"It's outrageous, the amount of travel that this lisping hypocrite has taken part in!" complained Conservative leader and Leader of the Official Opposition, Pierre Poilievre. "I hate his guts so much! I can't stand the sight of him! I demand he come back here now!"
Others are angry that Prime Minister Just-Keep-Flying isn't around. Parker Zooker has been tracking down the P.M. since 2011, looking for almost $1500. "He rented a copy of 'The Vagina Diaries' before my Blockbuster store shut down, and I need to collect his late-return fee! I'm sure he's still got the movie, too!"
And a young woman, Alise Est Enceinte, looking very pregnant, has been hanging around the House of Commons looking very stern and very concerned. When asked why she was waiting for the missing politician, she looked down at her belly, pointed at it, and replied, "That deadbeat! He left me on my own after he autographed my tee shirt and misspelled my name!"
